my partner @trailmx.bsky.social took this picture jsyk

after 4 weeks the time starts to fly. mar sure you follow all the compression rules. it hurts if you don't!

when my partner doesn't want to sit on the porch with me while i smoke: 😡

when my partner doesn't want to sit on the porch with me while i smoke, but i have to fart: 😇

that 5 year old could draw like a motherfucker

i have 6 mustache hairs at this point and every time i shave them i feel like this:

my search history literally reads "t for two years no mustache?" :(

omg it's so fast and easy and you can pretend you're a bayblade

people love it. it does well with oldies and babies.

I am also in the daily fight against not hitting my vape on Zoom.

they should make an infowars for ladies. Wominfowars. a place where we can finally speak candidly about female issues, like how seed oils made me disobey my husband

they're going to make me join a political party istg i just want to live my fucking life and have clean water and healthy food and clear air.

STL is lost to AIPAC and AI. Fuck Cara Spencer. Fuck Wesley Bell.

if someone made me a jib jab i would kill myself

there is a special kinda dysphoria that comes from injecting T while on your period.

me in my happy place

dickcoat & ballscoat.

jeopardy youtube edition:

monet x change: interviews for 200
clue: (a picture of jennifer lawrence)
monet x change: who is jennifer lawrence?

slowly but surely coming together!

chode ass antidepressants

9-5 business woman. 5-12 cunt boy.

here's my ass today.

15 minutes with Public Universal Friend would fix me

i need a 2014 era concentration of froyos in my neighborhood. bring back the froyo craze. we used to be a proper country.

I'd really like to see leadership calling for impeachment and removal, regardless of whether they have the votes to get it done. Same way we called for marriage equality before we had the votes. A leader's job is to lead. If a genocidal threat isn't impeachable, then nothing is.

whenever you go outside, you get to bear witness to many beautiful women. this is why you should never kill yourself.

local dirtbag

how many egg salad sandwiches is too many?

so many of you do not perceive other people as being real

They Will Kill You was such a fun flick. I always enjoy a movie going experience that gets reactions from the crowd. It's one of the best parts of the theatres. It was nice seeing Tom Felton get decapitated too.

oh to be a waffle house employee singing reba acapella at full volume

Trump is a terrorist. The news from Tehran is that highways running north from the city of 10 million have had traffic patterns changed so all lanes—on both sides of the road—let innocents flee north to avoid Trump's Reign of Terror. Think of all the kids being traumatized today.