HEY.

Confess (almost) Anything to Alisaie: It would be entertaining to see you have a sass-off with Emet Selch.

Is that not what happens every time he shows his horrible, smug face around here? I'd rather not have to see him more than necessary, but I'll put him in his place if I must.

// Meanwhile Alisaie, in the middle of whatever she's doing, with a smug, gratified sense of pride...

// I want your Zenos muse to feel menaced by me liking this post on Alisaie's account.

Normally, I'd agree. But I think an ascian has possessed Alphinaud today, so maybe......

Maybe Fourchenault was right about disowning Alphinaud specifically....

I DID NO SUCH THING.

Good. And don't get us confused again.

[Doesn't matter if it only happened once, she's not letting him live it down.]

@squidzuredragoon.bsky.social
HEY. You. Get over and go see Alphinaud soon, or else. For no reasons in particular.

TOO LATE. MOTHERRRRRRRRRR----

....................

@mamaleveilleur.bsky.social @mamameliance.bsky.social

ALPHINAUD GOT MARRIED????????????????????????

ALPHINAUD????

Good.

....we'll be there.

[For now, though, she's going to go ... confer with Alphinaud. Not at all retreat expeditiously.]

Hmph. Well, just for him, and just so we're clear it's for no other reason.

UGH.

...I'm sure Alphinaud will want to go.. I 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 I should go with him, just to make sure he doesn't wander off and get lost or something.

......

[She doesn't regret it at all. Definitely.]

...................

[She's walking off now. Doesn't care. Why would she care? She is LEAVING.]

I'm not little anymore, *Fourchenault.*

As for the rest, I'll believe it when I see actual results. Save the pretty words for Alphinaud.

No, only in the entire rest of the world, clearly.

// she's definitely still not bitter. sorry. >_>

I said, you're an awful old hag too. Hard of hearing also, are you?

This is what it looks like when Alphinaud and Alisaie bother Estinien

Ask Alisaie Anything Red Circle for Alisaie

Ask Alisaie Anything
ngl.link/thatonexivguy

🔴 for Alisaie

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

ngl.link/thatonexivguy
🏹 for ancient Hyth
🐰 for modern, viera Hyth
🐟 or any fish for merman Hyth

🔴 for Alisaie

🎨 for Shun / 🎭 for Melpomene

🤬 for Deimos / ⚔️ for Ares

You're an awful old hag too.

Character List:
Hythlodaeus: @thatonehythguy.bsky.social
Alisaie: @scionofvalor.bsky.social

Shun[eshpya] (ancient version Melpomene): @expressionism.bsky.social
Deimos (ancient version Ares): @fckinghategarleans.bsky.social

You mean aside from being traumatized? Yeah. Fine.

...You?

Good.

....

..thanks.

Can you disown someone who's already disowned you if they try to un-disown you?

Asking for, uh... my brother.

Garle---

LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU IF I'M LOUDER THAN YOU ARE/.

HE'S FLIRTING WITH MY D--

... WITH MY MOM'S HUSBAND.

....*maybe* that can be the *single* exception. MAYBE.