I think he'd get called for more fouls, but the refs are like "oh, look at him. He's trying his best"

A CEO finally found the job that can be successfully replaced by Artificial Intelligence. His.

How's the sky looking? Dark?

Surely the Seahawks GM's issue isn't that he makes well over a million dollars a year... oh, hold on, breaking news coming in...

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Us: "I wish they'd just put things people like on a shirt"

Least consequential monkey's paw curls a finger

Devastating. Legitimately one of the best of all time

Wild that there was an open lane called "what if we just explain things clearly to people?" and he's the first one to ever fill it

The late actor Ron Silver as seen in the film "Timecop"

It's a Timecop!

I usually try to see at least all the best picture noms and I've already seen 9 of the 10 (just Secret Agent to go). Guess I've been unemployed too long

REST IN POWER DR MARTIN LUTHER KING JR, ASSASATED FOR SAYING THE TRUTH TO MUCH, TAHTS WHY YA ALWAYS GOTTA SPRINKEL IN SOME DUMB SHIT TO THROW PEOPLE OFF, DONT LET EM KNOW YOU KNOW HOW AMERICA REALLY WORK'S, SPELL SOME THINGS WRONG, KEEP EM OFF YOUR TRAIL, SAY LEMON'S AND LIME ARE THE SAME FRUIT, "THIS GUYS A DUMBASS NOT WORTH SHOOTING" THATS WHAT THE FBI WILL SAY WHEN THEY READ THE PDF OF EVERYTHING YOU POSTED, INSTEAD OF MURKING YA AND BLAMING IT ON 1 GUY, ASK JFK ABOUT THAT ONE, THE MOON IS PROBLY HOLLOW BECAUSE IT RING'S LIKE A BELL WHEN THEY DROP SPACESHIP PART'S ON IT, DO U SEE WHAT IM DOING HERE, ANY WAY DA TEXT IS A MLK QUOTE "CAPTALISM HAS OUTLIVED ITS USEFULNESS IT TAKES NECESSITIES FROM THE MASSES TO GIVE LUXURIES TO THE CLASSES - MARTIN LUTHER KING JR" AND THEN MY TEXT "AND IT FUCKSN SUCK'S -ADMIN" AND A COOL SKELATEN STANDIN THERE SO U KNOW ITS WORTH LOOKIN AT, THE SKELTENS GOT A DUMB LOOK ON THERE FACE, THATS RIGHT, JUST A REGULAR SKELETEN NOT WORTH SHOOTING - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TWO GENIOUSES - dashare.zone ADMIN

Glad I turned on this OT though, love watching refs really show off

I don't watch football often any more, but when I do turn it on I'm like "oh, he had possession and a knee down before the defender took it" and the NFL is like "the receiver must caress the ball and recite at least 3 lines of poetry, turnover"

But Chris Paul is having a good season, right?

You know what I don't need on Bluesky? Screenshots of the worst posts from the dumbest people from Twitter. Nothing would enrage these people more than being totally ignored, so please join me in forgetting they exist.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

A bright moon and a streaking Velocicoaster

The real mind flayer was the friends we made along the way

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says “Okay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

Teams keep trying, but no one can play worse than us coming out of the half 💪

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

Yup

They released an updated version where "you're cheap and you're haggard." Brought it back into the playlist for me

To be fair, this would make me more excited than anything else they've shared about this movie

a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to a woman in a fairy costume in front of a brick wall .

Although if I go by specifically my 10th birthday it's... better?

Uh oh

If you're playing against Wembenyama, how many times a game do you just roll your eyes and go "we'll, fine then?" Like 8?

The only way OpenAI has figured out how to make money is to sucker businesses into giving it to them. Does anyone know how I can get a meeting with Iger? I want to shake some keys in front of him so he'll give me a million or two.