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Posts by Ballantyne
@mmmegan.bsky.social You are not crazy, I don't know why they didn't understand how butter works.
The Cubs fit that description as well; you've got options.
Nope, sorry.
Happy TACO Tuesday everyone. Another threat followed by caving.
Police are asking for leads as to who stole the Circle sign off the Circle K.
The ImageWriter II was peak printer.
I don't want to brag or anything, but what number does that math make me? @damnyouwillis.bsky.social
I wonder how many times I'll get to post this one:
theonion.com/trump-warns-...
I think that just conclusively proves Leia was being a dick.
The real question is, what does he look like in comparison to a stormtrooper?
Pretty frustrating that the New York Times is crediting AP with uncovering the existence of Aadam’s archive when I reported on it 15 months prior. chicagoreader.com/music/gossip...
I hope you get your directors cut of the clapper episode
It was at this point in the show that @davidpierce.xyz said, " @reckless.bsky.social let's lightning round our way through the rest of the show."
What would taking your time look like?
Brandon is way better. Lori's actions were spiteful and personal. Brandon may be a goof, but his choices are well reasoned; even when I don't agree with them I can see how he got there.
please understand how restrained this was for a Chicagoan
If anyone knows about lying to the public, it's Pete
It's trickling down, I swear...
@actualnames.bsky.social You know what to do with Dick Tips, right?
You get what you pay for. You also wreck your engine if that wasn't clear.
Is the Rocktopus next on the list?
Well, good fuckin luck bringing that pile of nothing before a jury.
Really, name the 8? I want to see if our lists are the same.
I was never the biggest Nirvana fan, but this is wild to listen to them early when tehy still had to introduce themselves and only got a few claps.: archive.org/details/ajc0...
I can't find that in the prosperity gospel.
You either see the D or you don't watch enough Star Trek
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Nah, I'm good.
A groundskeeper with a robot lawn mower being carried on the lawn mower he is driving
The future is insane. The groundskeeper releases a bunch of bots to mow the lawn then when they die he rides out ON A LAWNMOWER and picks them up to swap out. He's just watching TikTok in between trips. Do you think he sees how he is being replaced?
Over the years I spotted him at many a show and always wanted to know who he was. I can't wait to dive into the collection and look for shows I was at.