Flirted too close to the sun and now it’s Real™️ oh no

Yo, since when can NSFW art only be viewed on the web for Bluesky and not the app????

Although this is dressing femininely, it was actually validating to my agenderism because it was very much like putting on a costume. Like “heh, today I’ll wear Woman™️ and you’ll see” for no other reason than it being a challenge 😂

Oh no. I bought a dress. And wore it. And did my makeup. With eyeshadow. And lipstick. All because someone called me cute and I thought, “bet, I can do even better”

Glad I got off Twitter because I imagine it’s a total shitshow right now with all of this, but I’m just remembering the number of times I was mocked for being dramatic and equating “queer” with “degenerate,” when I was saying “queers are degenerate to the people censoring degeneracy.”

(That is a joke)

Good thing I might have a sugar daddy tryin to proposition me, ig I’ll ask him to take me to Egypt

He showed me pictures on his phone at a stoplight of Egypt to convince me to travel there. He do be right tho, it really does look like the doorway to heaven in some places

Am I going to get this man fired because he won’t pick up any other scheduled share rides so that he can show me various genres of Arabic music? Probably.

My life is a movie. Uber driver Ahmed is absolutely floored by my name, I am now giving him directions for the entire drive while he ignores the Uber app, and we’re listening to Arabic music

You don’t have to like, approve of, or engage with porn and nsfw work to see how right wing extremists are using fear and stigma around smut to ban queer people from public life, define “good” sex as only between married people for procreation, and otherwise further force white supremacy on everyone

Istg I’m being primed to be someone’s sugar baby, my life is a fanfic, no wonder I can’t write them anymore 😭🫩

Please, learn to make your own covers without AI. It’s a fantastic skill to have, you’ll feel immense pride, and if you have funds to hire a model, you can get some amazing interactions and connections

My coworker Brad thinks my hair is natural. The hair that…changes color and length three times a week and that I cover the hairlines with hats or accessories to disguise wig lines

Bro flirted with me for 15 minutes talking bout not liking girls with short hair unaware of my 2in shave underneath

Anyway, Baby Saja was not designed to mock and chastise kpop fans for their infantilization of the performers. Baby is a caricature of a K-pop group staple, the small cute one who raps

You ever see a take on media where the person obviously actually made an Attempt™️ to analyze the media and it would be a good take if only it wasn’t completely wrong and based on a flawed understanding of the fundamental tone of the media itself?

I really don’t know what to do in social groups where there’s no pause between one person talking and another. I just never speak because so many people interject so fast that by the time I can talk, my adhd has forgotten what I wanted to say or it’s not relevant anymore 😔

If you ever feel stupid, know that there are literal people with degrees who have conversations like these:

“I caught bass in New Mexico”

“Oh! Was it sea bass?”

“I don’t know”

leaving for a trip tmrw so no streams for the next week or so 😇 (pray for me)

At first I didn’t see the misspelling and I thought this was about how humans celebrated literal murder games at the coliseum and how that is certainly objectively worse than whatever fictional drama I’m reading, and I was like “good point, good point” 🤣

In THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE BIGFOOT IS REAL I AM GOING TO KISS HIM HE WILL BE MY LOVER I WILL BE THE LITTLE SPOON ME AND BIGFOOT WILL FUCK AND YOU CANT STOP US

Went to take a picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign in front of someone's house and only after opening my camera did i notice the numerous little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

I refuse to take anyone seriously who says that Date Everything is just a joke dating sim without any depth because I was a sobbing mess during Nightmare’s third dream, and Barry is the personification of AuDHD and the hopelessness of those struggles and I’ve only met like 20 dateables so far

How am I supposed to live laugh love, when I'm writing in a lay, lie, laid world??

In the meantime I’ve been playing so many games:

Nightreign
Fantasy Life
My Time at Sandrock
Rune Factory Guardians of Azuma
Date Everything
Regretevator
Pressure

Bit of everything tbh

I basically removed myself from social media, partially for my mental health and partially because I received news about my physical health

It’s way less stressful being away from Twitter especially, but also a bit isolating? I have to find news and I’m behind on memes 😔

By the way, as a creative, it's completely valid and absolutely natural to be thinking both "I CREATE FOR MYSELF AND THE JOY OF IT ALL" and "... but please please please like it please I hope they like it" at the same time

The way I just barely saw a picture of one for the first time yesterday and then see this pop up 😂 It’s the spiky middle things, man. Something about them is trippy

Always a fan of when the people who tell you you're engaging with media wrong also think that some genres of media are inherently valueless and not worthy of genuine evaluation, that's definitely a smart person you should listen to.

Seen a couple of things now about how Date Everything doesn’t understand its own genre and is just a big joke dating sim and I-

Are we playing the same game???

Props to my coworker Brad who intentionally avoids topics he doesn’t want to discuss with people he doesn’t like, somehow while flawlessly not offending them, voice as smooth as butter, endearing them to him

Then gossips about them later

You’ve master the Social Skill Tree, I aspire to be like you