Well that is just fucking brilliant.

Does anyone come here anymore?

I’ve downloaded an app that identifies different birds from their songs.
So far I’ve heard a great tit, a wood pigeon and a bin man whistling the jingle from the shake and vac advert.

I don’t like to shatter any illusions, Jules but you’re one of the least witchy people out there.

So. Who will kill us first. Trump or the asteroid hurtling towards us?
I’m hoping the asteroid.

Brilliant idea, I’m buying a swearing jacket on Amazon as we speak.

LIZZIE!! Good to see you too. I’m behaving myself on here. I’ll probably wear a smoking jacket and stop swearing. I hope you’re doing ok. 🙂

Yes, same here. It won’t take me long; I’ve got lots of friends, I just don’t like any of them.

@tbdrdrew.bsky.social hello you. Taken the leap then. 🙂

Oh fuck, I’m not going to last ten minutes am I. Perhaps if I wear a cravat they’ll let me stay.

I don’t have a clue what I’m doing.

Be perturbed no more.