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Posts by Jay Novak, genius [citation needed]

What Mountain Goats song is this?

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The Pope starts talking back to Trump and NOW the Republicans believe in the Separation of Church and State.

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Can't wait for my copy!

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a computer screen says live shamed and die empty on it Alt: On a computer monitor, Camina Drummer (from the Expanse) says "Live shamed and die empty," which in the context of the scene, goes HARD.

It's got "Live shamed and die empty" vibes. I love it.

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nutmaste

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As someone who is almost 50, I can also confirm.

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It's like someone mistook his head for an egg and put him under a heat lamp to hatch him. Is that how we got Lily Collins?

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I get that it's warm...you don't require a jacket, but still, why u so wet?

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The cover of wet boy Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required." His face is tinted orange against a black background, and he is moist as fuuuuuuuck.

The cover of wet boy Phil Collins' "No Jacket Required." His face is tinted orange against a black background, and he is moist as fuuuuuuuck.

Since Phil Collins is in the news today, I broke out my copy of No Jacket Required...

I never noticed how absolutely wet his face is on the cover.

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Headline reads paddington 4, escape from New York reboot in the works at studio canal

Headline reads paddington 4, escape from New York reboot in the works at studio canal

The new Paddington movie sounds badass.

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But...but..he's a prompt ENGINEER! Because words don't mean anything anymore.

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When I was young there were beatniks.
Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you're a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin' down MasterCard. But there's no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I'm mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that. Get a look!

When I was young there were beatniks. Hippies. Punks. Gangsters. Now you're a hacktivist. Which I would probably be if I was 20. Shuttin' down MasterCard. But there's no look to that lifestyle! Besides just wearing a bad outfit with bad posture. Has WikiLeaks caused a look? No! I'm mad about that. If your kid comes out of the bedroom and says he just shut down the government, it seems to me he should at least have an outfit for that. Get a look!

John Waters:

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CORRECTIONS Episode 118: Week of Monday, October 28
CORRECTIONS Episode 118: Week of Monday, October 28 YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers

Seth Myers will sue you for ripping off Bird Bane, though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9aC...

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My wife wants to contribute "Helvetlicka"

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Times New Groanin'

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Bonr

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It's like Grindr, but for dogs

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Asked my wife, “Would you still love me if I were a bag of organs being kept alive inside a metal sarcophagus war-engine, serving the God-Emperor of Mankind even in death?”

She said no. :(

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This is all hands on deck—Democrats, Republicans, Independents—AMERICANS must look at using any and every tool to stop the President and his unauthorized war including the 25th Amendment, Impeachment, and War Powers Resolutions. The world is watching, and history will remember.

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Say what you want about the President: that he's insane, that he's a fascist, that he is threatening genocide...but one thing you can't deny is that he can tell a giraffe from a hippopotamus.

(And that he features prominently in the Epstein files.)

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I used to believe that we went to the moon, but then I researched for myself. Now, I believe that we went to the moon and that the President features prominently in the Epstein Files.

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To be fair, I'm almost 50, and I am also about that life.

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The hero we deserve.

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You should repost it today just to keep them on their toes.

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The dog diiiied like a dog.

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Just got a text from a music venue I go to that said "Music lovers! Enjoy TWO FREE TICKETS to the Creed tribute band 'Higher'!"

I don't love music THAT much.

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