i am never opening a damn pack of fantastical parade ever again. haunted by meowth

the ratatouille ride broke down so we got to watch linguini strangle a man while silently begging us to leave for a solid while

i was straight up pleading with the universe for that to happen when i did it

have you seen long story short? That show is phenomenal and it's flying under the radar. it's by the same person who made bojack horseman

Garfield NTR

All my streams sound like this

okay but to be fair, successfully achieving peace is cute and all but it is objectively going to be a less interesting series by not having anywhere near as much conflict

wikipedia photo captioned "a perfect example of a normal grey cockatiel"

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void

A poster with a cat and the words: THE WRONG AMAZON IS BURNING THE WRONG ICE Is MELTING

Good morning 🫡

happy pride to these two women, specifically

War propaganda of the 2020s is a different beast. There’s little need to manage public opinion: we’re they’re getting the same from either major party, and the press is 100% onside. But there is clearly urgency to make public figures understand speaking against it will make their careers go kaboom.

Israeli raid kills Gaza doctor’s 9 children; another boy starves to death Gaza officials says killing children has ‘become a pastime’ for Israeli soldiers.

Gaza officials says killing children has ‘become a pastime’ for Israeli soldiers.

time for the cardinals to walk tuah the vatican as they pokemon go to those papal conclave polls in time for brat summer

well adjusted clown posse

There's a lot of skill expression in the deckbuilder and definitely some in the sequencing and actual play. It is very heavily overshadowed by the impact of randomness though, as a lot of the game's interactions have less to do with outplaying and more to do with getting less unlucky than the opp.

i just like using monkey + froslass because it lets you always apply munkidori pressure even if your opponent goes all in on one shots, and it punishes a lot of the ex bench sitters in the game rn

It's a really fun deck if you go all in on the first attack, and use munkidori and froslass to slowly destroy their entire board

Nurse Joy is actually an anime only term, she's always been known as Pokémon Center Lady in the games and they've never been identical siblings in the games

I'm so glad you're over here instead of Twitter...

best feds forever <3

me if you even care

thank you for wording this as though fonzie was some sort of sith lord of having sex with women