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Posts by Giles Ferrell
The Twins putting the Mets in a blender tonight both on the field and on social media.
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."
There are zero arms in the Twins bullpen that I trust to hold a lead.
ZERO
All of them
Happy 43rd birthday to first-ballot Hall of Famer Joe Mauer!
This heads-up play will always be legendary 😤
Lol Everton
Shohei Ohtani just stopped to sign for Momoyo, a 100-year-old woman who survived the bombing of Nagasaki.
The Penguins deserve to lose for wearing uniforms that resemble the Predators.
*clears throat*
Fuck Norm Green!
There’s a handful of hitters from my youth (late 90s/early 2000s) that I term “professional hitter” but they are not hall of famers. Garret Anderson was one of those players. Just a delight to watch with a bat. RIP
This series has been such a fun swing off between them
I was going to try and write something up about this, but time had other ideas, so here’s a little thread about how Ken Griffey Jr helped shape Jackie Robinson Day and why it matters.
Luis Diaz sending Madrid out of the CL helps ease the pain.
So many returning players on the squad fell off a cliff this season and the new players failed to develop any kind of cohesion in the lineup.
Let’s open? Time to catch up
Truly a season of hell for me, a Liverpool supporter.
Real tears.
A rare tournament where the broadcast is bad
Seems good!
The Venn Diagram of people who claim Minneapolis is unsafe and those going to the Morgan Wallen concert tonight at US Bank Stadium is just one circle.
“Welcome to Amazon Prime’s coverage of the Masters. Here’s a ten minute long interview with Jack Nicklaus right off the hop while golf is happening.”
Not a great start for Prime.
People will now think these are the Seton Hall Pirates