raisins are just 38 year old grapes

i wish!

glad you're ok!

auuur nauuur

sorry about that, doc

catching up on the pitt. i too once ordered a lyft as a good gesture for someone i didn’t know and they barfed in ride and i was hit with the cleaning fee. i’m basically a doctor now.

it does 83FA

that was me on day 6

the word was vegemite

i became free once i embraced deletions, the coward's edit

haha

you know what. keep my copy of The Fountainhead

(guy about to invent table salt) what if we ate some rocks lol

(Guy about to invent toilet paper) can I borrow your book?

chat messages: - Person: I now officially have Too Many Followers (TM), how do you deal with it? - Me: you must alienate them one by one

caller 12 you're on bluesky at night what's on your mind

CD in a cardboard sleeve with a rainbow apple design reading: MAC ADDICT 1 - Premiere Issue 650 mb of Amazing Stuff! Includes over 150 Shareware Files * 20 Great Demos * System 7.5 Update 2.0 * OpenDoc and Cyberdog * Microsoft Internet Explorer * 15 Free Hours of AOL Access * Lots of Photoshop Plug-ins * Games and Utilities * Win an Epson PhotoPC Digital Camera! * And More!

cool might crack this open and see what this Macintosh computer system is all about

"i bet His Holiness's powershell skills are trash!!!"

no one gets trapped unwillingly

38 on bluesky, my guy

🤙🐦‍⬛

bigquery is out. querymaxxing is in

(guy about to invent floss) ever you think o' placing vines betwixt thy teeth?

terrible

ow not the cans!!

ummm light pollution is real, jenn

it's not been a fun start to the season

12TH CENTURY FRENCH REDNECK LOOKING AT A CATAPULT ABOUT TO INVENT THE TREBUCHET: y’all ever put a rope on that thing

Legally Blonde 2: Blonde Legaler

mfer said sheets

(fifteen minutes later) HOW MUCH BLOOD CAN ONE MOSQUITO DRINK