waking up from a dream scrolling mutuals going "and you were there" "and you were there"

the actual best way to reduce time on apps is to just get sooooooo so bored of them.

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

how do they still not have this, do they have this? I can't make it work

I've actually heard this used that way

where was all this enthusiasm for posting on this site last year, i already removed it from my home screen bc it was a ghost town

the butterfly is ugly and shit xo

is it still boring as fuck on here?

bro I'm so bored babe

love to pop back for a few seconds every few weeks just to see who's still committed to this bit, real good work lads keep it up xo

I love flossing

I thought barbie was pretty bad 👍

I love to b like “i miss u baby” to a guy i will never see

just seen the person who snapped up my gov name as their handle on here after I gave it up and decided I didnt wana be associated to it is a fucking nft idiot w an ugly profile pic lmaoooo

wait you can't be privey on here right?

so does anyone want to fall in love or kiss a bit like what's the vibe saying rn?

I don't have a posters soul I just have large jugs. I'm never gona make it

I’m transitioning out of “posting” so I can focus full time on acting like a slut and looking like a bitch

bluesky is it ok to say on here I haven't had any male friends since uni and I require to hang out with some silly boys

I need soft blocking or a remove follower feature asaptually

I have stated on multiple occasions I would do nasty things to have fleets back, that feature was for the sluts and we miss it dearly

I'm a stories only babe bc they are who I wana see and I see their stuff in the right order like.. it's not HARD MARK

I'm going to level with you I think this app is full of losers and it doesn't have the user base to take off bc of not being public but fuck me at least the timeline is ppl I follow in chronological order
when ig first switched to algo based timeline is when I stopped looking at pics on there lol

okay I fucking despise having my work & personal blended on here so I'm un workifying this - bye sluts and babes if I start up a work account I'll see you over there ♡♡

ik it's easier going into of with an already existing following but I fucking hatee this personal/work hybrid set up I have on this account lmao like hats off to the girlies who make it work, and make 200x the money I ever will too, this little foray into blending the two makes me itchy I hate it sm

I put the mutual in mutual masturbation

absolutely unreal

we could have one irl but I'm lazy