#onegoldenbraincell

Truly the whitest basketball player, a 5'8" combo guard for your local high school team.

It's 12:30am and my heart rate is 130bpm this is not sustainable!

#nbasky

Plus it's frickin midnight in minny, I'm supposed to just go to bed after 2.5 hours of this?

So do the Wolves actually play the drunkest basketball games, cause it seems like it.

@cjzero.bsky.social we got our Abolish Ice legends over here.

King shit

Is this literally true?

If the Timberwolves have the ball with less than 10 seconds left in a quarter it is basically a guarantee that the other team is going to score somehow

Nothing specific, but we probably should have tinfoil around our balls at all times.

He got a prime speaking slot at NoKings MN and his speech was to me a mess, discordant with the rest of the event.

Someone get Elias Sports Bureau on the case now.

Jefferson blunt about McCarthy's future with Murray a Viking Speaking publicly Monday for the first time about the Vikings' new quarterback room, Justin Jefferson said he is looking forward to Kyler Murray's playmaking skills and was blunt about J.J. McCarthy's...

It's kinda impossible to not like Justin Jefferson.

He said what we all know - McCarthy sucked and is probably toast - but he's also not bailing on him. Fine line, but I gotta imagine he gets a lot more respect than other WRs.

Package of Uniball pens, the best pens.

Wemby likes to play predator, but let's more quick guys by him than necessary. The rim and glass are the only places he can't touch.

That is the "Fun Fact!" I go to when the situation calls for it.

"How would you define him politically?" The mayor. Then the former mayor.

Fyi gonna meet someone for coffee next week, been 15+ years.

Nice

Before we all wander away from it, if you were SSRR or Long/Sew signal can my codename count as vouching for next year?

And yet by 2014 he was 2 wins from a ring using only his ass.

7 years at a previous job, never found a decent place to crap.

100 days into a job you should know A) how to use the printer and B) which toilet stall is best for taking a crap. That's success.

Feels very game one-y thus far:

A weird 5 man bench run with 3 PGs for the wolves; jokic with 4 shots; fairly traditional defense on the stars. We shall see!

They're letting it be physical but I hate when it's awkward stuff like on 3s.

The whistle is... tight.

#nbasky

5 straight minutes with 3 PGs. Bones and Conley on with no other starters, 5 total minutes this season

That 1st quarter was a mess and I love it.

Not only not a flagrant foul ... not even a regular foul on Jaden.

Horseshit call on Jaden, he literally pulls away and is at least a foot inside the line. Literally what else is he supposed to do?