Iamb what Iamb, and that’s all that Iamb.

I can't seem to find a deadline, which is appropriate, I guess. But also stressful.

Sir, these are FANTASTIC cat names. I now want to adopt Potent Thighs, Mayonnaise Belt, Steely Armchair, and Tuxedo Pizza, immediately.

I often learn and appreciate more about real life from fiction. So, I'll enjoy it for that.

BETTERHELP IS THE WORST. I am going to unsubscribe until they stop letting them sponsor.

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The pattern is like a passcode--something they'd need you to give them. They only have custody of you and your phone. BUT, if they can tell your pattern from looking at the marks on the screen, they can use your finger and give it a try.

Sadly, MAGA has already been suckling at Barron's teat. I was going to say they've got awhile to wait for him to be eligible, but the constitution doesn't seem important these days.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

Nein! Oh, wait. Wrong side. _disregards_

Also, the editor fixed the "its" after the fact. This is a quality publication.

I've basically been off Twitter (and its other name) for awhile now. But I recently thought about putting together a journal of literary responses in a particular form: - Five bullet points - One cc - Theme: What the speaker (narratively) did last week I also thought, such a thing would become outdated quickly. Could be online only, then, right? And then I thought, "What if my larger following Twitter account with a goat theme went out by sharing such submissions?" I mean, I haven't been posting there, anyway. It's account is GoatUserStories, and even though that format isn't user stories, as they are commonly formed ("As an X--pun intended--I want X--still punning--so that X"), it's still stories from users. So, if you're interested in crafting such a thing and having it shared on the temporary-will-probably-be-banned GoatUserStories twitter account, feel free to DM or otherwise get such submissions to me. I will publish (Tweet) them anonymously (as a screenshot) unless you'd like to be credited. If you'd like to do them as a goat or submit a goat picture to go with your submission, that would certainly be welcome, but I think it's worth embracing the Greatest Of All Time understanding of GOAT for this project.

Screenshot for length, though I'll see if alt text lets me go on longer to full-text it. It does! HUZZAH!

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

Lulubear

Seriously. I keep seeing folks referencing the FAA tower agents and the Toronto crash. Um... that's not how that works. I had to look up what it's called (TCCA), but I knew it wasn't the FAA.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

Attention #zoo accounts: Some of you let us name cockroaches on or around valentine's day. Maybe all year round. But I have a list of 19 folks this year. I need a bulk package of 20 roaches I can name. I don't want to enter my payment info 20 times. Do any of y'all sell bulk cockroach naming rights?

They are gone. I'm sorry about your lip! I only experienced shake goodness through them. There's now a clear straw. More biodegradable? Surely cheaper than one's own branded straw.

Some cats hate paper straws. Some cats hate silicone straws. Everything has gone downhill since Mcdonald's got rid of the red and yellow striped ones, really.

Please go and report back.

Thank you so much! I have never heard of him, but screw that guy!

Coming to the comments, hoping to find out who the guy in the picture is...but no.

Yes.

Here's a PDF version of the CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism:

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Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.

Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

February 3, 2025 A newsletter about the history behind today's politics.

Although @hcrichardson.bsky.social doesn't pronounce DOGE correctly (maybe on purpose? But I don't think so), but the rest of the information (via audio) is very useful and informed--I've been subscribed for a few days.

open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

died in 1943 but reborn in 2023 as the Cybertruck. Welcome back Hitlermobile

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