Two goblins in black marching band gear with iron decorations like skulls and spikes. The leader has torn up tights, red hair and a cheesy grin. The drummer has war stripes and a big bass drum with a skull and crossbones painted on the skin.

Goblin City is home to a lot of gangs and cliques, all with very loud and proud gimmicks to separate themselves from the rest. This ones Thing is that they're also marching band.
#ocart #fantasyart #goblingirl

Damn that's a good one

Will this administration manage to single handedly dismantle 200 odd years of esprit de corps and replace it with MAGA chud oppositional defiant disorder, because that would kick ass actually

Now I need just need a name for the mech...

They do not make maniacs like Fletcher Hanks anymore

Gargle my balls you bald freak

Yeah it's uhhh there's definitely uhhh

A liberal responding with their characteristic grace and humility to a disagreement with a trans person

Stand back everyone, the liberal was just corrected by a trans person, they're gonna start throwing zieg heils any second

He'll yeah borther

Yes... YES!

Your people lost to Trump twice why the fuck would I take advice on winning from you

screenshot of a youtube video thumbnail i was recommended for some reason, showing Brandon Sanderson looking snarky, with the words "Kill the Elves" in all capital letters over his head.

me giving orders to my idiot son who got stuck in a suit of armor after i convinced him to walk into a magic fire that his dad walked into (we are both also elves):

A guy who was born and raised in Russia came up to me because he recognized the Кино patch on my jacket. He's here for the same show. God I love humanity.

I fuckin love this gremlin city

He's consistently on the same side of the issues his supporters actually care about

“We’re not going to be wearing suits that are wool blends, I’m hearing. I know a lotta guys in the garment industry, big successful guys, and they’ll be very sad about this. Not being able to do blends anymore. But we’ve gotta do what it says in *spicy voice* DEUTERONOMY.”

I want someone to toss this little fuck into the ring like a folding chair and get green blood splattered everywhere

The corny old reddit atheist joke about God being an imaginary friend is actually true for people like this.

Made you look at communism

My buddy flaked on me so I've got an extra ticket to the HEALTH + Carpenter Brut show in Philly tomorrow if any of you reprobates want one

It's crazy how in like every other culture "Uncle" is a term of endearment or respect but in white America it's like "my uncle tried to shoot his 17 year old girlfriend again"

I literally just bought that shirt today lmao

Listen to @bloodwork.show

SEPTA station sign with a Free Palestine sticker on it

Da city, baby

Liberals don't actually have a moral objection to bigotry, they just have a list of acceptable targets that gets updated occasionally. Once you understand this you see it all the time.

Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland

I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city

you don't even get to brag about getting webbed to a lamp post for the cops to find, you just wake up with a concussion

hey

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

A bat. Big ears, beautiful wings… the whole nine yards

It is International Bat Appreciation Day. Please take some time to appreciate a bat