It's never done until it's in German.

The kid just asked "How do you spell dictionary?"

Superman III

Fucking JD Vance.

Anyone who goes about with initials as their first name is clearly a wrongun.

"Rabble rousers" & "Dried-up Brussels sprouts": Russian press reacts to Orbán's defeat YouTube video by Steve Rosenberg

Russia’s government paper: “What went against Orbán was his unprecedentedly long time in office...16 years in a row, 20 in total. The fatigue factor, growing tired of the same people is psychologically understandable.”

A reminder: it’s writing about Hungary. #ReadingRussia

Well crap.

Live shot:

Well done #Hungary

So…where should we send JD Vance next?

Waking up to "WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!!!"

Probably enough to point to your elbow and correctly name it.

The Artemis rocket launches with a chyron below that says: Weather presenter Carol Kirkwood leaves BBC after 28 years.

Dramatic scenes at BBC Breakfast.

Cutting our nose off means cutting our nose off!!!

Ok I have seen a GOOD APRIL FOOLS JOKE in the wild.

My kids comic (Phoenix - home if @jamiesmart.bsky.social) comes in an envelope every week, we open it, had a fake cover for a soup review mag like we’d been sent the wrong thing.

Genius!

Qué?

Starring Richard Keys as Alan Partridge

No.

In Britain this is considered the highest form of praise.

Is that game the ravaged bones of Far Cry 2?

It's clearly what they use to catch the pigs.

Well I can't think of anyone I'd like to see incharge more

Yeah, but now we can do it and melt the polar ice caps at the same time. Progress.

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

All these people are the same, and I don't quite see the point of them.