Old dudes are fucking wild. I mentioned to this 60 year old guy that my car got towed and he was like
“My college buddy’s car got towed in ‘82 and I drove him to the impound and he jumped the wall and crashed his car through fence to get it out”
…Sir.
Tim you can’t keep doin’ it to ‘em like this… No celebrities will be left
I understand why people are worried. But we saw what it looks like when Trump decides he wants to “steal” an election. He picks up his boomer desk phone and calls the secretary of state in Georgia and demands he finds him more votes on a recorded line.
This guy is NOT good at this shit.
Even if it did pass, this bill is not the “Republicans win every election” bill that Trump thinks it is. It would disenfranchise plenty of Republican voters too. It could even help Democrats, since college-educated people lean Democrat and they’re the people who have passports.
The reason the media and Democrats are sounding the alarms about it and making it seem inevitable is because that will earn the Democrats a lot of renown when they “defeat” this bill as the minority party. Which is coming.
For folks worried about the SAVE Act, the bill that would disenfranchise millions of voters, You should know that There is NO chance the Senate passes it. Politicians and the media are acting like it’s about to pass and scaring people.
It needs 8 Democrats to vote for it. It has 0.
This little act he does where he pretends to be concerned about how AI could be used for evil is so fucking tired. You’re working with the US military to make autonomous weapons and mass surveilance systems you fucking demon
Meanwhile he didn’t pass the infrastucture legislation we’ve needed for decades. Biden did.
Netanyahu: We did it, Donald! We saved the people of Iran from a despotic regime!
Don’t fuckin’ kill yourselves, guys. You’re gonna miss the next Elder Scrolls game…
Mike Tyson to overweight Americans for no reason in the middle of the superbowl:
“You fuckin dithgust me”
Rip in piss Scott Adams
It’s honestly bewildering that perfectly portrayed the depressing realities of office life and the glaring shortcomings of corporatism and work culture while being a conservative who held no left-leaning political opinions or any real criticism of capitalism at all.
90s kids: Damn, remember Hey, Arnold?
2000s kids: Damn, remember Ed, Edd n’ Eddy??
2010s kids: Damn, remember Adventure time?
2020s kids: Damn, remember Elsa and Pregnant Spiderman Farting in the tub (10 hour version)?
Not seeing that “TRUMP 2028” hat on his head anymore. What happened you flatulent oaf? Not gonna run again?
Calling them “drug boat killings” is allowing Trump to control the narrative…
There is a mass movement of the dumbest motherfuckers everyone knows becoming convinced that they have achieved some kind of special knowledge reserved for the most curious critical thinkers, and they have discovered this knowledge through tik tok reels made by people exactly as dumb as they are.
The guy who changed his vote against certifying the election and said he was “done with Trump” after the Jan 6 terrorist attack?
What blackmail does he have on Trump to keep is support after that tantrum?
Government shutdowns always end because after a week or two, the troops need to be paid, and that forces a negotiation.
but Trump doesn’t want to negotiate, so he’s just illegally taking funds and paying the troops with them without congress’ permission.
Longest shutdown in history coming up
This is what reddit’s new mod AI describes my reddit account as. Pretty badass
If my state did this to another state, I’d never have pride in my state again. And I’d have nothing to say to anyone saying fuck all of Illinois.
But we never did shit to Texas.
“Um well akshualy these guardsmen are innocent and they had no choice and-“ suck my dick.
Oh but I’m from Texas and I don’t support this and this is actually an ignorant thing to say because you shouldn’t-“ fuck you too
Coming to fight the “War” Trump has declared on my city.
Fuck every inch of Texas. Fuck every man, woman, child, fire ant, fuck the Alamo, fuck your stupid hats and your stupid boots and your horses/bedmates. Fuck Farah Faucet, fuck whataburger, fuck Chicken fried steak, fuck your calculators
I never knew I was on the autism spectrum. Been taking tylenol for years…
Do I get some kind of ID card or…?
My honest thoughts are a violation of this social media site’s terms of service
That’s sort of the thing with progressive candidates. Progressives don’t stick with them. If they win, they will inevitably have to make some compromise that will outrage progressives and turn them into enemies.
Happens all the time. Especially with mayors of big cities.
The right break out the windows of the Capitol and beat the shit out of police officers when they’re outraged. The left makes themed boardgames.
Nick Fuentes hates Trump, didn’t vote for him, and has been critisizing him for a while. Fuentes is a literal “Hitler was right” Nazi. Trump supports Israel, so Nick hates him.
The media needs to stop holding him up as an example of Trump losing support from the far right.
Don’t casting directors make sure to only cast the exact nationality of the character because asian-American activists would attack them if they didn’t?
What the fuck? I follow MAGA gimp John Fetterman?
Almost like he used to be cool at some point in time.