Humans are forever cursed to be unaware of how dumb their generation's slang is.

Between this and the Lego F1, the sport is entering a golden age.

The face of the assassin.

I want a full race with Lego cars.

If I've learned anything from social media, and I hope I haven't, it's that everything that happens is either the greatest or worst OF ALL TIME.

You know, when the concept of 'haters' was introduced, it really helped a lot of people completely bail on any kind of self-awareness.

Nooo! Don't deport me!

Why are we spilling tea now instead of beans? Is this some more tariff horseshit?

I think I liked it better when people didn't talk so much about the food that they're eating.

I averaged that for a whole season.

It's always crabs with you.

"I colored inside the lines today!"

You sure ask a lot of questions.

I checked it out and can confirm.

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Why have cooking videos become so angry?

Good luck, Ipswitch.

The music industry really started its downward trajectory when they stopped making songs about cars and motorcycles.

Don't you have to be able to read to be able to distinguish the quality of writers?

Wyoming finally did something I can be proud of.

Let's not get carried away.

I think a lot of politically engaged people are wildly overestimating how helpful 'owning' someone is as a vehicle for change.

Naturally. Long overdue.

Who are we worshiping and how does it end?

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Humans of Earth! Please stop volunteering to die on hills. You haven't thought it through and it won't make you one of the cool kids.

YES 🍀💚✊🏾

How dare you? There was nothing sordid about how she conducted herself and what we had was beautiful, man.

I feel your judgemental gaze and I shun it.

I had a dream last night that Anne Hathaway tackled me in a subway as part of some skin ointment promotion she was doing. My sex dreams are now too abstract to be of any bloody use.