chat, is it normal and super healthy to have awake apnea?

You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

Kash's kayfabe lawsuit His defamation claim makes a mockery of the law.

"Patel didn’t file this to win. He filed it to show Trump he’s not just a dilettante flying around on the FBI jet, but a loyal crony fighting back against the fake news ... come on, dude, we’ve all seen your little beer party with the hockey team. A sober, serious public servant you are not."

hard to listen to his heavy breathing into the mic while waiting to answer. He sounds like he's dying.

These people make my brain hurt.

‘Lunch Dances’ Turns the New York Public Library Into a Stage Monica Bill Barnes & Company’s roving lunchtime performance transforms the New York Public Library’s hushed reading rooms into sites of joy, grief, and unexpected connection.

Stunned & appalled to learn that this exists. You're telling me even the Rose Reading Room is no sanctuary from click-thirsty viral video goons? That a person who comes to the NYPL to read/study should expect to be interrupted by a pop-opera tenor & 5th-rate hoofers? Mayor Mamdani please obliterate

The Onion Is Turning Alex Jones’ InfoWars Into a Parody Site With a Rainbow Logo Love wins.

We are out of rainbow trucker hats. I repeat: We have sold out of rainbow InfoWars trucker hats.

(We'll restock them. But you can still buy the union-made shirts.)

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

always calling black women "low iq," fucking gross.

HAHAHHAH, YES!

LMAO

HAHAHHAH, YES!

LMAO, "why" are you so soft?

LMAO, can I nominate myself for that list? I would love for all the AI-bros to ignore me.

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

AOC represents EVERY WOMAN in America right now who is sick and tired of misogyny & misinformation.

She represents us and the rage we feel.

I will bet anyone a bazillion hojillion dollariedoos that Patel drops this before it gets close to depositions and discovery.

this is how Utah's Congressional map deals with Utah's largest city, cracking it through to the middle into 4 different districts in order to deny it Congressional representation to make sure Dems get 0 seats

Labor Secretary's Departure Provides Trump an Agenda Reset President Trump's second-term goals to foster apprenticeships and manufacturing work rely on a Labor Department that has been distracted by internal turmoil.

She resigned because of corruption guys

🚨🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Trump folds and says U.S. will delay potential attacks on Iran after request from Pakistani leaders, and says he is extending the ceasefire pending a “unified proposal” from Iranian leadership.

Breaking news now Trump extends ceasefire with Iran, saying the country's 'fractured' leadership needs time to put forward a unified peace plan goose meme who fractured the leadership? who fractured the leadership?

The @bencollins.bsky.social media empire is about to get bigger.

Trench foot and malaria is for PUSSIES!

Spanish Flu? More like a BITCH COLD!

yeah, when in recorded history has a fast-spreading illness like "the flu" has affected "war-fighting capabilities"?

Stupidest fucking people in the world are in charge, I swear.

Is someone going to tell him that the flu killed more US troops in WWI than any battle did (and that war had chemical weapons so horrific that they were banned afterwards)?

the first order of business should be revenge actually

Alex Jones wearing a hat that says "LOW IQ"

alex jones is live right now with what may very well be his final (or almost) broadcast on InfoWars and things are totally normal

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