Tonight's @latenightseth.bsky.social with Surprise Inspection. So glad this was this week's bit.
@mikescollins.bsky.social with the best pun, @mattgoldich.bsky.social and with string joke that got the reaction it should have lol
Would you rather be smooth? 🤔
Portfolio and a link to my resume as well.
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I’m headlining in Astoria Thursday, May 7 at 9pm. Some of my funny friends will be there as well. Hope you can make it!
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Finches so far seem to be the only birds hitting up my new smart feeder....the rest just keep hitting up the other ones :(
Thanks to the three people who like my updates <3
Trump is set to give an award to someone...who won the award because they did reporting on Trump and Epstein...and Trump is currently suing the Times for said reporting.
AMERICA!
Amused by a thread where people are shitting on Reddit users as if BSky is any better/ users are better somehow.
Just silly stuff.
Your both on the internet. Chill lol
Nokia 2260... that thing survived so much.
Trump is about to get 14B of our tax dollars, nothing is going to be done about it.
When the trailer dropped, everyone in the comments was saying the same thing lol.
The Hospital just like..."yeah she's your problem now. Your insurance wont cover this."
The sad part is, there are some things he says that we know are true. Like micrcoplastics...
But its laced in with the crazy things and it becomes so hard to tell which stuff is real what stuff is the brain worm.
RFK Jr on Trump: “He’s very very sane.”
Grijalva to RFK Jr: “You apparently once cut the penis off a roadkill raccoon”
just an extremely funny side by side from an actual congressional hearing. not sure this is the best guy to attest to the president’s sanity
DoorDash needs to make a "high as fuck" category.
Some people could definitely use the time off.
Holy shit, episode 5 of #theboys is so timely!
MAGA still peddling that whole "Transgender Mice" claim, while not understanding that it's "Transgenic mice" and that they are testing various things on these guys that apply to humans in general and not just specifically trans people.
This cult is redonk.
Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”
What a bright and cheery movie for the morning.
They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls.
CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded
CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing
Sigh.
I feel like theyre trying to get a loyalists group going...
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
We still have like 3 years of this admin left....
Project 2025 playbook.
He probably doesn't even remember who that is.
thank god this girl's used to taking Ls