I, a grown ass adult, have gotten toothpaste on my shirt three times this week. Really grateful I work from home.

We’ve reached the point in 2026 where I think I need an Etsy witch or regular uppies from a large person to fix me.

I get tired of saying it, but I’ll say it again: the nature of oppression in America is that they workshop it first on Black, Latino, Asian & Native people.

But it is always, in the end, coming for everyone.

Also, @peters.senate.gov you entitled cowardly white man, please do more than thoughts and prayers.

Would love for @slotkin.senate.gov to grow a spine and actually do literally anything about the innocent civilians murdered by the federal fucking government.

Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.

BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.

Someone definitely said we should judge others not by the color of their text messages but by the content of their gifs.

Just used “girl (gn)” in a meeting with three cishet white dudes. Only one of them got huffy. So progress?

Weak and delayed response from @slotkin.senate.gov when I contacted her months ago about her disgusting choices to approve Trump’s cabinet picks.

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Listening to Jeff Buckley at midnight in January.

Dear Self, there are more sounds in the universe than Wolf Parade’s “I’ll believe in Anything”.

@slotkin.senate.gov You voted to approve Noem and the policies of ICE. You are ineffective and weak. I cannot wait to vote you out of office. The woman killed in MN is a direct result of your spineless cowardice.

I have listened to too much Radiohead in 2026 to be in a good mental headspace.

I want to go back to simpler times. Back when things got tough and our body responded by just making more mucus to handle things. We focus too much on getting rid of the mucus, when I really think we need to lean into the mucus. Mucus in 2026- Can’t make things worse!

Was disappointed in my Dec reading. I realized it was gay, but white. No wonder it was all meh.

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Nicknamed a Huntington bank account “hunty” and gave my middle aged self a chuckle this morning while paying bills.

Also really REALLY for the best I no longer work in an office.

Just took off my shirt to eat last pomegranate of the season. Definitely for the best I’m not single.

Your playlist for this game should be hung from the rafters. Studied like game footage for up-and-coming arena DJs.

@senatorjohn.bsky.social you really killed it over on threads with “All the things she said”

Why is he yelling? Does he not know how microphone’s work?

Did this asshole decide he wants to host a nationwide rally? Also, this is literally just one sentence.

It’s one of my favorite Christmas songs because it let’s me chime in with an out of context “sweet Jesus Christ” multiple times.

When talking to someone about this, I ended the voice note with “I would just hate to reach out and make them uncomfortable. I’m not a white man.”

I have a real world connection to someone I follow/have a parasocial relationship with on social media. I am so freaked out by this because I would hate if I ever met them and seemed like a weirdo. Social media is just terrible.

Also, she’s doing this now because she hit her medical deductible and US health insurance is fucking stupid.

I asked if the cameras will meet in the middle and she never responded.

I can’t be the first person to call n endoscopy and colonoscopy during the same sedation a medical Eiffel Tower, but I want it to catch on.

Being the most supportive friend I can be means, hyping up a friend for their upcoming medical Eiffel Tower.