what's wrong, babe? you've hardly touched the docs for std::string::String

bluesky is a very _INEFFECTIVE_ porn site today

yawning (sexy)

are they giving me knishes right now?? no they are not

phishing doesn't work on me, but you could get my passwords by knishing

Palantir, like all other online fascists, know they can short-circuit the two correct impulses to "not give them any air" and "not risk ignoring them" when they are both deadly serious and winkingly full of shit. I believe the solution is to neither ignore nor to give air but to actively suffocate

Yup, I'd write to Membership/Donor Ops for that. Thanks so much!

every good metal band

Genuinely, this is one of the best examples I've seen of how LLMs function. After scanning the whole English-language Internet, a mislabeled Rick Astley video really is the best match, probabilistically, for a request of any very specific unrelated video. (maybe don't run your hospital on this)

66% of reviewers were feds

An error saying "Rate Limit Exceeded" -- on Bluesky!!!!!1!

Hi, I'm Rate Limit Exceeded, you might remember me from such web engineer debacles as Elon Musk Fucks Up Twitter

me: maybe I should spend less time looking at bluesky

claude: I gotchoo

guys, this is how you lose the time war

*Padilla* and *Schiff* voted to block the bombs? Motherfuckers we are WINNING

Let’s go

outside Stanford Memorial Church, in the plaza, there are two little dog-size walking robots walking around, surrounded by people taking photos of them with their phones. The robots have full human-size heads with the faces of Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg. I have video of them walking around too, which I *could* also share in this post, but I don't see why we *both* should have nightmares for the rest of our lives

just your average Tuesday at Leland Stanford Junior University

Pupdates from the shelter: he has a fractured ulna but it will not need surgery or amputation. Phew! He also threw up a towel, nbd. They're looking for a foster for him if anyone near Oakland is up for it

Uber is an awful lot of being in cars you can't afford driven by people who deserve benefits and a union and a living wage that they don't receive.

Notifications for deleted shouldn't remain in any OS notification database, and we've asked Apple to address this.

In the meantime, you can prevent any preview text from your Signal messages from appearing in your notifications.

Signal Settings > Notifications > Show “No Name or Content”

Sometimes the wind wins. This is all I got of a timelapse of the Milky Way rising before I called it quits. Temp was mid-40s and the wind was strong enough to rock my car so I didn’t trust leaving my camera setup. Win some/lose some.

Hundreds of protestors from a coalition of organizations were arrested while staging a sit in outside of Chuck Schumer and Kirsten Gillibrand’s office during an anti war demonstration demanding an end to U.S. weapons shipments to Israel.

stop dumping on substack, they love it, it's right in the name, is this funny

It's not derogatory!! It's accurate!!!!! Toot Toot!!

1 million clods

A young german shepherd lying down outside a concrete building

Do you know this dog? Found this morning at 45th and Broadway in #oakland, injured front leg, collared but no tags or chip, taken to Oakland Animal Services

I'll show you no user-serviceable parts inside

more like Loser Orbán

HOORAY!!!

LET'S PLAY IN THE SNOW!!

Trying hard to detect any differences between Bob Vylan's "Dream Big" and The Coup's "Strange Arithmetic" (aside from one of them being good)