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God, you hate that bitch. You hate everything about her. Her fancy clothes, her perfect makeup, her made up hair, the infuriating smirk she carries near constantly, and the way her cock twitches as she floods your womb with her essence, impregnating you without any doubt...cunt..

Story about how to support your friend after she breaks her first fleshlight

FFXIV: Chocolate Cake

Happy Valentine's day, everybody! (or Valentione's Day, if you're from Eorzea)
Muffin has prepared a chocolate cake for the occasion, but I think she misspelled the word "bread".

hehe

2P 🖤 #ニーアオートマタ

zun’s words on being a chuunibyou are more mission critical than ever in big 2026

There are people in the world who say that there are only two genders: male and female.
But the heart and soul have much more personality.
It's very sad that people who can't accept this sometimes utter very harsh words.
You were born to live freely.
Chiitan is an ally of transgender people🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

digital artwork of halmarut and calyx in his plushie form in front of a green background. halmarut is nuzzling their faces together with a weary expression, saying, "oh, calyx, we're *really* in it now..." calyx clearly is not pleased with being cuddled. "halmarut can you lock the fuck in"

oh they're going to be the *worst* (/affectionate) #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv #ffxivspoilers

Happy new year to all perverts listening. I will try to post more next year even when I don't have anything funny to say.

Aw, please don't change the Fighter class hype page, it was my fav...

It's a really really good video.

Prop from "The Rock" - several strings of glass balls filled with lurid green gel, hanging from brass and wire clips and a cast endcap.

Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.

LEVEL 1: My OC has a huge cock

LEVEL 2: My OC has an average cock because I'm normal about these things

LEVEL 3: My OC has a huge cock because fuck normal actually

LEVEL 4: My OC's cock varies depending on how horny I am

LEVEL 5: My OC's cock is however big it needs to be to make the joke land

News of my death have been fake as hell.

cum inflating a synth girl and "onedrive is out of storage" appears on her face screen

instead of brain there is a dark orb

You know the story about how flat-chested girls can hold you closer to their heart, right? Well the reverse is true for girls with really big di- *is dragged off-stage*

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Rom the Vacuous Spider, Living Failures, Ebrietas, Daughter of the Cosmos, Mergo's Wet Nurse, Orphan of Kos, Moon Presence, Darkbeast Paarl, Kos or some say Kosm, Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy,

Maybe horny IS stored in the horns. Maybe that's why they're called that.

Today marks the 40th anniversary of the 7th episode of Dirty Pair, "愛こそすべて命賭けます逃避行!!" or "Love Is Everything, Betting Their Lives on Elopement", one of the most overtly trans-positive episodes of anime of its era. This was the future they predicted for us in 1985. We can still get there.

My hot take of the day is that Dawntrail was good (not like a 10/10 good, but at least a 7/10 good), and actually had EXCEPTIONAL themes. But the community only cares about characters and wouldn't recognize a "theme" if it bit them in the ass. All the complaining made it miserable to play through.

*Summoning circle appears on the ground, glowing ominously. Energy crackles, latin chorus goes crazy in the BGM. Then it fizzles out as I enter the room from the door.*

something that pisses me off in D&D and some other TTRPGs is when there's a mechanical disconnect between NPC and PC wizards

Like, "Halastar used his mighty magic to create the shifting dungeon of undermountain" okay, how? How did he do that and why can't I, huh?

"Sailor Moon overthrows the God-Emperor of Mankind and takes his throne" is exactly the shot in the arm 40k needs.

I will return soon... as the prophecy foretold.

Stranded eldritch gods, Undead industry, giantess vore taxis, slugraptor racing, sewer knights, fae warlock patrons, shagging, pole-dancing polearms, dairygirls, albino dwarfs, 5 different half-races and over 47 million rollable monsters.

And still work in progress

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Ah, we're alike then~ bullying cuties truly is the highest priority! 💜