Cuz spell slots are stored in the boobs I think, and their young eat honey and mud respectively I recall (and goblin young eat fingers), you can read it in some of their previous posts somewhere

Evil gu worm cutely curled up in the natal position, adorably, like a baby but cuter

Shmehhhg, hnnnnggg, ughh, evil gu worm being thick and lethargic and massive or something, idk

Evil gu worm that is chonky and cute

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

IRS? like taxes, or a new acronym, or maybe an odd censor of BONERS to BONE-IRS

*zooms in on your atoms, zooms out on your galaxy

"Wait, it's all movement?"

Today's cool animal sighting: ants, horny ants, getting ready for their migration

Unpopular opinion, tahaha is a better laugh than hahaha

if you smoke weed you will die

Looooooong cat

To say nothing about any of those words, giving this energy:

What does it mean

An Asian man, he is giving "skong" energy

Skong

A recent report showed that the destruction of just one USAID program, the anti-AIDS PEPFAR initiative, would lead to the deaths of one million people *every year* www.vox.com/future-perfe...

As each once-impressive brand is bought and hollowed and somehow still expected to make money and just sort of rotting out instead, I think about how we need to just start our own fucking companies, without boards or shareholders. We need to start building a new, parallel reality

Now they’re enshittifying government services in the same direction and honestly it makes sense to just make a new government as well while we’re at it. Our own stock market. Our own Department Of __ institutions. Fuck it

Marco Rubio brandishes a vial of fentanyl at the UN. His sweaty hands drop the vial. Some fentanyl gets on his skin. The oxytocin rushes to his nerves. He feels, for the first time, love.

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What would freud say if he could see what happens In sims 4?

So I'm thinking that's pretty cool, and I'm settled that if I put down time to set up a table top game it'll probably be that

Reading a story, the premise is superpowers and a basic dystopian setting where people teleport in and out of the "other place" which is hodge podge where worlds are colliding and exist in scattered fragments where little bits of this anime and that video game and that movie crossover and I like it-

It’s official: In the USA The Gulf of Mexico is now the “Gulf of America,” and Denali, the Alaska Native name for North America’s tallest peak, has been reverted to Mount McKinley. But we refuse to accept this change—Denali will always be Denali to us. #IStandWithDenali

Maybe I'm crazy, but as a Californian, I have to wonder why the houses are built out of wood? Wood is flammable?

I don't watch movies anymore, I don't watch movies by myself

You can peel a banana; you can unpeel a banana, but how do you peel keep on the banana?

Text: Several years ago I invited a Buddhist monk to speak to my Senior elective class, and quite interestingly, as he entered the room, he didn't say a world (that caught everyone's attention). He just walked to the board and wrote this: "EVERYONE WANTS TO SAVE THE WORLD, BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HELP MOM DO THE DISHES." We all laughed. But then he went on to say this to my students: Statistically, it's highly unlikely that any of you will ever have the opportunity to run into a burning orphanage and rescue an infant. But, in the smallest gesture of kindness -- a warm smile, holding the door for the person behind you, shoveling the drive way of the elderly person next door -- you have committed an act of immeasurable profundity because to each of us, out life is our universe." This is my home for you for the New Year -& that by your smallest, acts of kindness you will save an other's world.

I know this is an old repost but it is an important repost. It isn't about doing big things to change the world. We need to remember rivers carve canyons over time.

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I think the president should at least meet my parents first if they're going to be coming in and taking the wheel every four years.

Under my breath, this

Librarian immunity would be pretty sick, like some john wock librarians doing awesome book loving crime to fight for book liberation.

Speaking of, I heard Keanu Reeves plays shadow in Sonic 3, very hyped