Saw a guy at the grocery store wearing a Dunder Mifflin shirt, so I nodded and said, “Paper, huh? That’s a good product.” He looked down then back up at me and replied, “It’s a… television show.”
That’s when I remembered why I don’t usually speak to humans.

This week I’m teaching about boundaries to my clients and my favorite discussion always starts with, “No is a complete sentence.”

Not everyone is going to be holly and jolly season. Some are grieving, financially stressed, burnt out, and doing the best they can. The holidays are tough time for many, and you never know what someone else is going through. Be kind. ❤️

Good reminder

Maybe he doesn’t know it yet.

Had a guy explain to me how transwomen in the bathroom could endanger his children and when I explained that his fear is actually other men, not transwomen, he told me I was probably hyper-emotional because I was about to get my period.

If you’re sad, and you don’t feel like you know who you are anymore, focus on the person that you were before they told you who you needed to be.

I was trying to explain Nietzsche theories to my 13 year old and he was like, “oh, like an average tumbler post?”

My 13year old put on a pair of glasses at Target and became Jeffrey Dahmer. Sound on.

I’m the one on the right!

My 13year old put on a pair of glasses at Target and became Jeffrey Dahmer. Sound on.

This week I’m teaching about boundaries to my clients and my favorite discussion always starts with, “No is a complete sentence.”

I looked and my last post was one year and four months ago. I took a little break and forgot all about social media and in particular blue sky. Hope everyone’s doing well. Thanks for continuing to follow me in my absence. Catch me up in one paragraph or less. Did I miss anything?

If overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Nike and my face on a Wheaties box

If overthinking was an Olympic sport I'd have six gold medals, an endorsement with Nike and my face on a Wheaties box

♥️♥️♥️

I want a ghost writer. Who is willing to die in order to write me better posts

You want three references from my past employers to prove my capability? Fine, then I want three references from your former employees to prove I’m not walking into a shit show.

Sorry I haven’t been funny in 7 hours and 15 days but you took your love away

Today in news: rich people continue to do truly evil shit to get richer

I want a ghost writer. Who is willing to die in order to write me better posts

Thank you

Okay let’s rushambo 🤣

Sorry I haven’t been funny in 7 hours and 15 days but you took your love away

Daring

Despicable

Suspicious

Yes I didn’t bring lunch even though I was teaching all day. I don’t think about food until it is too late.

Oh that is so frustrating. Everyone needs an advocate just to navigate American health care.