A Republican hitting themselves in the face and then trying to start a fight is almost too apt a metaphor

If you start the movie Shrek at exactly 7:32:19 on Dec 31, you can finish it at a reasonable time and be sound asleep when the clock hits midnight

Proud to call Chicago my home this weekend

So excited to see Anna Garcia and Scarlett Johansson reunite on Smartypants after their work together on Fly Me To The Moon

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Yeah babe one sec, let me just set the mood with a Spotify playlist

Thank you for joining our pre-game show of tonight’s sexual activities. For play-by-play and color commentary of the show, we turn now to Troy Acheman and Joe Fuck

Yer a fucking wizard, you Potter cunt