I am told I am an autonomous human being, in charge of my own destiny, a free man, but every single time Hasan Piker has said something and I have heard about it, it has been against my will

Friends don't let friends click links that include ?utm_source=

I think my favorite thing about Eric Adams is that he continues a long NYC mayoral tradition dating all the way back to LaGuardia of being fucked up little guys

Yes this joke is stolen, but I prefer to think of it as adapted for the modern age

"i have claude installed on every device!" "i upload everything to chatgpt!" "openclaw tells me about my bank account!"

I keep a loaded gun next to my printer and intend to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise

is it actually "transit oriented development" or is it just an apartment building?

Opening my phone's notifications to respond to messages after three days in a depression fugue

Iterative design this, continual evolution that, what about usability through habits huh? What about muscle memory? These are lost arts (apparently)

Genuinely wild, even to me, how often my productivity hacks boil down to "undo the change from some arbitrary software update a year ago that you never got used to"

Screenshot of the end game screen showing 100% correct for a 10 round game

Not to brag, but I got 10/10 correct in the game of "pokemon or cloud native", which is where you guess whether a funny nonsense word is the name of a cloud native computing project, or the name of a pokemon.

hubwoop.github.io

I'm immune to AI psychosis, actually, because I have so much skepticism about everything, everywhere, all of the time that I already gave myself psychosis

Regan is rolling over in his grave, but in a, like, "why didn't I think of that" kind of way

Broke: defund gov services so you can use resulting ineffectiveness to justify selling it off to your buddies in the private sector for profit.

Woke: defund gov services so you can use resulting ineffectinlveness to justify bringing in your secret police to run it instead.

truly a wet n' wild friday night (emergency triage of a supply chain exfill attack, and it's raining)

Heartbreaking: One of Your Favorite Artists Has a Cover of One of Your Favorite Songs, and It Sucks Ass

"who's on first" but it's asking whether the documentation is in google docs, a slack canvas, nexcloud document, github repo, or the internal wiki

Screenshot of the homepage of leadsfromurl.com, a vibe coded app with a blue-gradient neo-cyber aesthetic

Screenshot of paperdraw.dev, a vibe coded app with a blue-gradient neo-cyber aesthetic

Screenshot from reddit of the app Tabularis, a vibe coded app with a blue-gradient neo-cyber aesthetic

why do all vibe coded apps look Like That?

I'm still mourning Val Kilmer, btw

Actual daily occurance in my terminal:

Me: deploy this please

K8s: deployment failed 😞

Me: why did it fail?

K8s: 😞

Me: no seriously, why?

K8s: 😞😞😞

It doesn't matter how many weapons you build them, how much money you make them, or how enthusiastically you call them by their silly made-up titles, as soon as you are anything less than entirely on board you are the enemy and they will come for you. You cannot collaborate with fascists.

Statement from Dario Amodei on our discussions with the Department of War A statement from our CEO on national security uses of AI

This statement is horrifying in its own right, but it also serves as a great reminder that no one- no matter how cooperative- is safe from fascism. They will come for you eventually.

www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

"just debug your yaml"

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

I used to hate kubernetes out of ignorance. But now I'm happy to say that after learning kubernetes I now hate kubernetes out of knowledge

I've started making most of my meals with scorn instead of love recently, really helps to cut back on carbs

There's some crazy statistic out there that in 1800 each American farmer was responsible for growing the calories needed to feed roughly four other people. And in 2010 each American farmer grows enough calories for over a thousand people

Doing curl | sudo bash just to feel something

BREAKING: The Department of Education has ended its directive that attempted to restrict diversity, equity, and inclusion efforts in schools nationwide.

This is a victory for academic freedom and education equity.

I need to confess that despite microwaving shit for like twenty four years, I still have no idea whether I've ever microwaved anything on "high" or not

Extremely rare, perhaps even unique, digital regulation W

On the whole the digital age has been an unmitigated disaster for humanity and broadly renders us unviable as a species, but we really knocked it out of the park with that law requiring all marketing emails to have an unsubscribe link at the bottom