Originally announced as 'Hardcore Pool', publisher UFO quickly discovered the ESRB wasn't a fan of almost everything going on, so they needed to change the final game to 'Underground Pool' for an E rating
As a result we got a lonely dude with a very impressive jaw just having the time of his life
Tony Hawk's Motion (Nintendo DS)
Pet Pals: Animal Doctor (Nintendo DS)
Silver (Dreamcast)
Sprite Man (Commodore 64)
Unga Bunga (PC)
Snake Roy (Cougar Boy)
Mijn Dierenpension 2 (Nintendo DS)
Impossible Mission (Master System)
Cuddly Cubert (Commodore 64)
Dracula's Legacy (PlayStation 4)
I know anything Phoenix Games is basically cheating, but hey
It's still kind of amazing they just completely got away with stealing concept art of Kingdom Hearts' Destiny Island for their Peter Pan mess on PS2
L.A. Drugs Bust (ZX Spectrum)
"Alright lads, we need to release a DS version of Space Camp too. Can you replace the Wii Remote on the cover with something else?"
"Huh?"
"I said, can you replace the Wii Remo-
"Wuh?"
Safecracker: The Ultimate Puzzle Adventure (Nintendo DS)
Haha, who knows. He went from bootleg Nike to bootleg Converse
Sega Japan: haha, Tempo's a cute little guy hey
Sega America: nah that's pretty gay bro, we've made him cool and radical now
Sega Japan: oh no, Tempo...
Tectoy: GROSS
Sega Japan: I know, righ-
Tectoy: SUNGLASSES?!
Sega Japan: 😔
Alien Terminator (PC)
2003 was an experimental year for mini golf
Iron Angel of the Apocalypse: The Return (3DO)
Mini Golf 2003 (PC)
My Ballet Studio (Nintendo DS)
FootMan (Amiga)
Sex Vixens From Space (PC / Amiga - print ad)
Slater Man (Commodore 64)
Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition (PlayStation - US)
Soleil (Mega Drive)
Also known as Shin Souseiki Ragnacenty (Japan) and Crusader of Centy (North America). Just gonna uh, include their covers alongside this one, because... what :(
SEGA Europe: Yes hello, I want the very pixelated SCREAMIN' 'N' SQUINTIN' AGONY FACE repeated multiple times. Good
Animated Strip Poker (ZX Spectrum)
Pinball Fantasies (Game Boy)
Wall Street Wizard (Atari ST)