found my new favorite wikipedia picture on an article

I couldn't help myself

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Don't give me homework just to watch your Power Rangers bullshit man I simply won't bother

I’m not up to much just been watching a full demonstration of all zapping events in resident evil 2

looking good sir

Siri, set a reminder

Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

Maybe just a sip won't hurt too bad

WELCOME TO TOMODACHI LIFE CUNO

Yeah but he looks like a huge dipshit

Alien…

a sad little binky at the foot of the bed

Binky is always too full of food after breakfast to jump back onto the bed so she just goes to the bottom and does this until she gets uppies

I hate to be so forward, but would it be okay if I caress your bits? You seem like a great person, and I kinda want to get in that.

bodycam footage of flashing super mario with pupils dilated, loud hectic beeping music coming out of his torso. he touches cop and the cop evaporate into ash

Being an uncle is a divine mission to create the strongest nephew possible

The true masterwork is Tekken

I just wrote the great American novel. It’s a bunch of gay bullshit that sucks

Metal Gear shouldn't be a movie, it should be an anime with like 400 episodes.

Seems disrespectful to not find out their age

Get to play Duvet by bôa at a gig tomorrow. I believe it will change my life.

Nose just randomly cleared more than it has in years. Shot out gunk. I hate shooting out gunk but it was a good omen

Likely thing for him to say.

This took fuckin forever man.

And now, you finally can.