Excerpt from sheet music for Frank Zappa's "Penis Dimension" in which the pianist sits on the piano.

Music in 6/8 with the performance instruction "Clown Section Winding Up"

Excerpt from a child's schoolwork. Cause: Tony practices the piano 20 minutes every day. Effect: (child's writing) he is a big nerd

sheet music with pianissimo dynamic (pp) followed by parenthetical instruction "very hard"

Tenor 3 Yells Loudly Bass 2 Imitates a Monkey from a work in progress

so a normal choir rehearsal

Flute music for "Come, Sweet Death" (Komm, Susser Tod), an arrangement of J.S. Bach

Rock of Ages musical (2005)

Music notation in D Major with the indication: Gawd awful (bad solo... MUST sound awful)

I'll take this solo

Busy score for Brian Ferneyhough's Time and Motion Study I for Bass Clarinet

Hello, Bluesky! Excerpt from Brian Ferneyhough's Time and Motion Study for bass clarinet.