I genuinely believe a live action Detective Barbie movie - in the vein of Zodiac - would have been incredible.

He’s probably already got his dad’s Real Madrid shirt tbf 😂

Considering Quique’s background I don’t think there’d be much point in being annoyed about it.

I had to go back and check because it was so smooth, ninja-like.

James’ film HEY JOE got a VOD release in the US a couple of weeks ago and he has a few films due out soon which are US productions they’ll likely be easier to get hold of than the ones made during his recent European era. He’s also in FIND YOUR FRIENDS which drops on Shudder soon (cameo, however).

I haven’t seen the trailer yet but if there’s a Franco in the film, there’ll be a Melly in the audience.

Well, let’s see if this one has legs for a potential sequel at all. It’ll get a whole heap of very casual cinema goers showing up no doubt, but the early reaction isn’t hopeful.

But they were going to include it, they’d filmed scenes. It’s just so weird.

I assume they were planning to frame it as Michael being stitched up by gold diggers because that’s what the team MJ propaganda has dictated for years, and what fans believe.

I’m seeing it on Saturday. But even as a MJ fan, I don’t really see the point or value of a film which ignores that part of his story. It’s strange that they shot stuff re: Jordan Chandler and then later peeped that they couldn’t legally reference him.

Well, in any scenario, you’re reliant on someone to check what it spews out. So you don’t trust AI, you trust the supervisors.

But it’ll be fun when we see reports of the first AI transfer fuck up (my money is on West Ham/Chelsea).

They’re probably already using AI to analyse the data. Not as a lone tool, but I presume a lot of clubs are doing it.

You truly can’t argue we were hard done by. Yikes.

There’s virtually zero neutral value in our season now, we should probably be taking “Leeds could be on the beach, which will help Spurs” as a compliment.

I feel like Fortea was the name on everyone’s lips at one point and then fizzled away a bit but all things considered, midfielders should absolutely be getting chances now.

I did this last week. Classic luteal phase behaviour. I guess you’re getting your period soon, too. God speed 🕊️

You and me both!

Best ever Christmas number 1.

That’s fine. I’m sure you have your reasons for not liking him. That wasn’t ever what we were discussing, but coolcoolcool.

That’s literally the end credits of the original theatrical cut lol.

Was surprised you didn’t ask this yesterday tbh. But ultimately, whataboutery doesn’t offer anything to the convo.

World Cup is a ticketing scam, colour me stunned.

Timeline checks out but wanting a loan to play more minutes isn’t really indicative of your personality being bad.

Ah, you’re a Miranda!!

Is it BYOB?

I feel like the media have confused the two French dudes here because Tchouameni feels pretty untouchable at Madrid right now. Not sure what he’s done to be linked with a kicking out.

We have to keep going while there is clear grass between us and Sunderland imo. I just think that’s a good barometer, all-in. And there’s nobody at Leeds United with nothing to prove.

Hahahaha, you little rat 😂