The reality of claiming PIP: a 🧵

1) To claim PIP you have to describe in excruciating detail all the ways you cannot function. This means that you are forced to think in very detailed terms exactly how disabled you are, which often has a devastating effect on the mental health of the applicant 1/?

I say comfortable in 3 syllabals. I respect Gary Neville's insistence and commitment to always hit it with 4 #mufc #MUNARS

This is why Ugarte went MAD by the way.. #mufc

A useful reminder that Twitter is not Britain.

I'm just going to keep reposting this

Meanwhile…

Perhaps Sir Jim Ratcliffe can further raise children’s ticket prices to cover the cost of Dan Ashworth’s time at the club?

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Man, I really feel for Luke Shaw. Got to remember he had a horrendous injury as a young lad so inevitably he would struggle with injuries, as evidence has shown with similar injuries. Credit to him that he managed to get to the level he has. He's a human after all, be kind #mufc

a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a group of people in a bar . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a group of people in a bar .

Just went to check the FA Cup draw... #MUFC #FACUP

It's the shittiest of the shit I've ever seen broadcast. If I was to be tortured, I hope my kidnappers don't use this against me!

Amad 🪄

The price of change at Man Utd
2013 SAF retires, it’s £2.4m in redundancies for his management team.
2014 David Moyes sacked a day after United can no longer qualify for Champions League, he’s only entitled to a year’s redundancy instead of paying up 6 year contract. Costs club £4.9m

Wow. Now that is 👌

Ruben grabbing to mic at Ed's next gig to explain how he'll be utilizing Mazroui's versatility, later to apologize that he didn't realise the 90,000 people at Wembley were there to see Ed sing.

Don't ever change media... 🥱

Imagine that in a normal professional environment...

Didn't expect that in the middle of the game. Back to the old days #var #mufc

Let's goooo #mufc

Can't wait for tomorrow! U-N-I-T-E-D

Got a feeling Amad may blow up. Signs have been there and get a feeling he's Amorim's type of player 🪄🪄🪄 #mufc

It's been a while since I was genuinely looking forward to watching United! 🔴⚪⚫

No more international breaks until March! Finally, uninterrupted club football! 🤩

#football#MU#united#EPL
#manchester

Nooooooo

Introduce yourself with four video games:

All that’s gonna be left on X is bots talking to each other 😂🤣

So sick of the endless bots on X. This feels a much better place to be!