Sure, sex is great, but have you tried releasing the Epstein files?

The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist and were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein died in 2019 when the president was Donald Trump.

Us:
💜 every purchase supports indie bookstores
💰 pays local taxes
🎉 raised more than $39 million for bookstores
🌎 certified B-Corp

Them:
❌ does not pay their fair share of taxes
❌ does not care about putting indie bookstores out of business
❌ harmful to the environment

This feels like a ✨prime✨ week to close the book on Amazon.

A father and a young daughter stroll by me as I sit on a bench.

"Well, a red herring is a fish," says the dad. This is all I hear of the conversation.

I will now spend the rest of the day trying to decide if that statement is, in itself, a red herring for what the girl was trying to learn.

Giving my mass market paperback copy of The Return of the King a glow up ✨

#booksky #lotr #tolkien

Engineer's spouse: Ugh! Why won't this work?! I hate technology.

Engineer: Ok, I'm of to, uh, make more technology.

Engineer's spouse: Have fun!

Good news from the supreme court today for those whose religious beliefs are so fragile that they must be protected from real world information!

Sitting in a closed garage with the motor running is not a cry for help if your car is electric.

Just sayin'.

Sure, sure, sex with blindfolds, yeah... but what about with *earmuffs*?

him: nice dress
me: thanks, i was buried in it

New glasses, who dis?

Is there a pill I can take so I don’t have to change my passwords

She’s a 10, but they’re all 10s. All women are 10s except my wife, who is a 20.

www.threads.com/@karenhallio...
@karenhallionkenney.bsky.social

Game over

I think we’re going to need a bigger handbasket.

Do not force me to release my armada of steampunk battleblinps

The Bible Says So is #7 on the New York Times bestseller list! Thanks so much for the support, everybody!

Happened to find myself walking by the Barnes & Noble in Studio City today, so I went in and signed the copy of The Bible Says So they have on the shelf.

Had a great time listening to the #dataoverdogma podcast guys talk last night, where I learned that if a bear attacked the auditorium we were in, only 1 person would have escaped! Thanks for bringing your book tour to Atlanta, @maklelan.bsky.social. "The Bible Says So": tinyurl.com/biblesaysso

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did.

wife: *winking* the kids are out all evening, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

me: *already setting up the Risk gameboard* I’m way ahead of you babe

This post is currently out-of-stock due to tariff-related supply chain issues.

*fine*. Then I love looking out at the Specific Ocean.

I shot the tariff

You know what's never not fun? Dry ice.

Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit