Lmao they've been hiring one for the last year. I remember seeing posting when I was looking for a job and I'm about to hit one year at the one I got. Idk why they can't get anyone!

The NBA player who doesn't do a little hand gesture after making a 3 pointer is the one I'd think is cool.

Have any of these pope jokes been funny?

This sandwich would fix me

Do what you say you'll do when you say you'll do it, and don't talk shit about people. And don't preface sentences with "as an introvert..." And eat a healthy breakfast ffs

You could tell me jokic is anywhere from 20 to 45 years old and I'd believe you

These Instagram teen ads remind me of Chipotle's WE WON'T GIVE YOU SALMONELLA ANYMORE ad campaign

Which team here isn't used to the altitude?

Turning off the Cleveland game bc I don't want to watch a free throw competition with a few interludes of full court basketball

His lawsuit against uncle Sam better give him space tourism-level $$$

Would be lovely to have confidence America's leaders could point to Kashmir on a map, but alas

Only unrealistic or unworldly thing in Andor is senators having a spine and fighting for something. But wouldn't be star wars without something fantastical!

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She announcing her new franchise bc I'm here for it

My friend is under 30 and her pop is!

Why don't video game companies just publicize release dates like 5 years after the actual expected release date, and then pleasantly surprise everyone when it's only 3 years late

I wanna go play outside but I can't bc I'm 36 and have a job and frankly I do not support or approve.

Drozification (pronounced like ossification)

I mean I just went bc i sounded like a nice thing to do on a Sunday afternoon. But I ended up having more fun than I expected.

Counterpoint: I just went and it was fun. Not sure it's much more complicated than that. But also, I'd say most of the good stuff, visuals and sound and stuff, are much better in the theater. Whereas the lousy parts, story and dialogue and stuff, are just as bad streaming, so overall it's better.

My fav is how mel keeps saying the teams are being too emotional and not evaluating objectively before busting into a rendition of I Dreamed a Dream from les mis dedicated to Shadeur

In Texas a lot if not most guys will proudly declare they're independent if you ask their party - Texas doesn't have party registration and so everyone is. Then of course you mention the prospect of voting for the other party and they look at you like a dog looks at a grape.

This is respectable rain

ESPN pundits in a 10 foot deep puddle of tears over Sanders dropping to the fifth round: Teams are just too emotional about him and it's affecting their judgment

I'd say

Every ball knower: above average, not generational or elite

every casual fan: oh I recognize that name, that's fun

ESPN producers: WOKE UP THIS MORNING THINKING ABOUT SHADEUR SANDERS JUST LIKE EVERY MORNING HE IS THE MIRROR AND THE LIGHT

I don't trust anyone drafted after like 2020 who says they grew up wanting to be a Dallas Cowboy like rly why they have been irrelevant for the duration of your natural life

New linkedin bio dropped

Lmaooo that jets draft compilation was bruuuutal

Would you rather have Anthony Edwards or Travis Hunter give you a pep talk?

I react to him like I do a golden retriever. Just immediate instinctive "aw hey buddy you go do it!"