The end of the tour is an ace film

Had enough about hearing XG. Xg this 🖕

Actual violence? Presumably after allowed, ace!

Olly Robbins looks like he would spit pork scratchings on you

Sniffing solvents

Also claimed he invented jazz

Name these... Mr Blowers that lived opposite school. Reversed a spitfire before it crashed into a mountain 🙄

The sheer amount of stuff you could buy and own on the money adults would drip feed to you (not groomers). Bikes, skateboards, tech, hifi, booze, gig tickets. Things you would think twice about clicking 'buy' now

I just want base gravy

Do curry houses fry up their garlic and onions in the afternoons as a pre cursa just to get you in later?

That robot who ran that marathon is now in a work meeting thinking how they can mentions it in the any other business.

A man on LinkedIn has posted a piece to camera, set to music where he's crying about changing the structure of his business. Whilst he's fucking driving and occasionally looking right at the camera!

Watched JFK for the first time yesterday, not that good, but what a cast, proper movie

Been watching big 90s movies each evening, ones I never saw first time around and they all absolutely bang even the ones that are clearly not finessed

You absolutely can't have the UK losing it's PM because of sex stuff Americans have done and haven't been held to account for

Arsenal to win this and score early

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Honestly never understand the obsession with champions league qualification. It makes the club money and enters you into a draw that one team gets to win on the flip of a coin.
Unless you love travelling to eastern Europe and getting beaten up

I used to live on the same road as Starmer and Phillips, think they are practically next door neighbors 😬

It's like pubs that close for functions, do it enough times and people will stop drinking at the Strait of Hormuz

Woodbridge

Yep!

There's a man walking around town with a 'if this flag offends you I'll help you to leave t-shirt'
He's 5 foot, he couldn't help you reach a cupboard, he also went into Oxfam...

Be sure to read the whole thing.

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

This absolutely fucks
www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

Linkedin is all obituaries now. Good!!

office chair curling, the world's most anticipated office chair game of the year, is HERE!

Features:
- breathtaking realism
- office chairs
- a broom to sweep the ground
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that's it.

🏢🪑🥌 play.date/games/office-chair-curling/

Brands won't stop until everything is Beckham and Coldplay

Exterior view of BBC New Broadcasting House

A BBC story appears to exaggerate asylum seeker fraud

Published during an election where Reform UK is campaigning hard on the issue

That overlap is hard to ignore, comments Stephen McNair.

eastangliabylines.co.uk/immigration/...

Real uptick in Tankies with dogshit opinions on here in the last 72 hours or so, has Twitter banned them or something