Excuse me, what happened to growing the beard out?

Wyrd Science Issue 8 – Rare Mags One of those magazines that does exactly what it sets out to do, no messing around, cramming every page full of what they want in the magazine and nothing else. Tabletop gaming, but now with added fil...

WYRD SCIENCE Issue 8 sees me interviewed about the Tales of the Weird series and my work on unearthing lost works!

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A DISTASTEFUL HORROR STORY My first horror novel, available to buy as a PDF for the very first time. This is an uncorrected proof, so if it escapes into the wild unforbidden lands of piracy, I'll know who leaked it!

Mt first novel, A DISTASTEFUL HORROR STORY (2019) is available to buy for the very first time as a readable pdf file. It's an uncorrected copy (as the whole novel is meant to be).

My bday on Weds, times are a bit tight, so if you want to help, buy my book!

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Genuinely misread this as “disabled cunt” and cackled out loud.

The devil works fast but Bluesky’s naughty adult content detector works faster. 🤪

Bobbie is at work in a pink thong and glasses.

Work selfie. 💕

These comics include letters from readers and it’s genuinely heartening to see that the “this is more of a critique than a question” horror nerd was very much a thing way back in the 60’s. Evergreen character archetype.

Bobbie is reading a copy of the collected volumes 6-10 of ‘Creepy’ comics and drinking a Corona with a wedge of lime. 🍋‍🟩

It’s a bleak wet little February morning, so I am seeking refuge by the pub radiator.

Bobbie is playing with their hair. They are wearing glasses. Their tits, as usual, look great. 🤭

How’s it going?
#selfie

Babe, you can’t even spot the difference between a real train and a model train.

Trying to book an Uber in MK and WHOMST has marked the Wetherspoons on this street as ‘Tim Martin’s Skull Cavity’ lmao

God, it would be like the ending of The Snowman.

I guess historically most golems were created to be like protectors and servants and stuff. I wonder if anyone’s ever made a golem just to be a friend. I would do that.

I love the fat golem so much. I want to take him home. I want him to be my friend.

She didn’t live a long life, but at least she was cool.

RIP Marnie.

POV: you are checking your phone and you have @johnnymains.co.uk in your life.

Sorry to ruin your afternoon! 😭

Fucking state of it.

Yep. Full on Zionist meltdown, playing in Tel Aviv as we speak.

Have you seen what she’s doing literally right now as we speak? 😅

I know I sound like a constant broken record being like “won’t somebody think of the sex workers” all the time but when it comes to the digital ID card thing, it really would be swell if somebody would think about the sex workers.

Bobbie is wearing glasses and a pleather bodysuit, which is unzipped. Their tits look amazing as per usual.

Idk, outfit got me feeling like a domme 😈

James is one of my dearest friends in the whole world. I would super love and appreciate anyone who can help them out in any way!! ❤️❤️

Stage Fright! ❤️ 🐇

I’m sure toddy is a euphemism for dick in some places, I’m sure you’re still thematically correct.

Sitting in my dimly lit room, no internet, working on my novel, ignoring the howls emanating from the depths, taking some banger tiddy pictures.

I think moving to a spooky seaside town where something is just Not Quite Right for a year would fix me tbh.

We can match!