Useless crap

I don’t need likes I hate getting likes.

Cow milk is the goat milk

If I was in charge of making coins I would explore other shapes like oblong, trapezoid, etc.

They’re called tyres because you’d get tired getting around without them

What type of milk do yall fw?

I think I’d be good at coming up with marketable Soundcloud rappers.
“Poppa Xan” - 70 years old. Japanese American. Deep voice. Beard dyed lean-purple. Face tat of a shot gun instead of an eyebrow.
Music video: Gucci santa suit, sack full of xans, hoes twerking on lap.

(coquettishly) Is it ok if I post over here? 🙈

Going to hand shake class. Today we’re learning the “dad’s friend’s handshake”. It can easily crush a child’s hand bones into dust.

Listen man, you have to break a few eggs to make broken egg soup

Using light mode on here which makes it feel like twitter heaven

Sending out a bat symbol shaped like Roseanne Barr swallowing ambien

I’ve got friends it’s just they go to a different website

Is this app good yet?

Watching the one as a 9 year old was such a powerful experience

They should make steroids that make your brain huge

Eulogist: John is survived by his wife and 2 daughters —
Heckler: Yeah and like 8 billion other people 🙄
Crowd: 😆🤭😳😮😔😭🥹😠🤣

Worth every cent

I’d pay $5 for a like on here

You’ll see

His hat kind of looks like it’s actually his hair but it’s been cut to look like a hat

Wish I was throwing a frisbee around right now. Instead I’m depressed.

If I got 9 likes on here it’d be too much stimulation for me. I’d probably catch fire.

lol

I understand it’s a bit showy

There’s this place that sells something called a chilli cheese muffin

Slicked up the floor with canola oil to practice my dance moves but I hit my head on the fridge pretty bad

Send that to a white guy and he’ll probably say some shit like ‘holy moly’ 😂😂

Looking forward to eating breakfast tomorrow

At the end of every party there should be a prize for the person who did the best at conversation