Happy Valentine's Day to everyone of Jezebel's!

We are going to ignore the fact that I may or may not have forgotten to keep everything updated.
Deepest apologies
Hank.

Deadlocked clicked once I stopped treating it as a MOBA and started treating it as a romantic romcom with alot of depression

hanks you very much

One day brother. One day.

Nah. Bitches love coming home to a man who can warm them up in an insant

You are always roasting tbh.

You can burn the hotel but you will still have no bitches.

THE GOONLOCK SMP... THE GOONLOCK SMP IS REAAALLLL...

I'm taking away your olive oil supply

Why are you like this

With Valentine's Day coming up, I am asking you all not to have sex in the bathroom. We had to drag out at least twelve couples last year. Please do not try and have a new highscore.

Hi bepops

Hi bebop

Perhaps. (No unfortunately

Clearly the only answer is to just say "You free?" on repeat till we all have free time

That's your job Fern. You can burn them in the fireplace or anywhere.

Agreed. Weekend would be best. I don't sleep at all so I'm good with any time mostly.

All Holiday decorations will be removed come this Friday. If you want pictures with the decorations and Christmas tree, please come before Friday. Thank you!

Deadlock bsky game night when

He is my friend Fern. He comes over after hours. He's a pleasure to speak with. You could stay and join us one day. I think you'll enjoy yourself.

b

Sure fern. Sure.

Can confirm.

I'm cutting your paycheck for making this appear on my feed..

Happy New Year Everyone! Pardon the improper claim of such but I mayhaps was massively wasted but that is ok. Never too late to ring in the new year! Cheers to another wonderful year 🥂

I have recently learned of "breastraunts".
Business is perfectly good but I would be interesting to adopt such customs for one day and see the results.

Love you too Fern. You are a good kid.

It's ok. We still love you

The masses were promised Santa hat.........