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why? i don't recall ever seeing that word before, what reason do i have to mute it

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kargob has 5½ eyes i think

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i love how infinity is really close to pretzel
also mobile doesn't seem to be able to navigate on the grid (but the infinity in the corner and the plane menus work fine)

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1000W sun light go

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hijkl

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func `unlock` gives void
for each `lock` in all the locks:
`locked_locks` unlocks `lock`

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this is not exactly how the bunny envisioned getting veggies

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

no! do not the

3 weeks ago 0 1 0 0

robbery :>

1 month ago 0 1 0 0
An edited version of xkcd 2205, about approximations. The physicist assumes a curve is a perfect circular arc, the engineer assumes it deviates from that by no more than 1 part in 1000, and qntm assumes pi is one. Or ten, if that's too small.

An edited version of xkcd 2205, about approximations. The physicist assumes a curve is a perfect circular arc, the engineer assumes it deviates from that by no more than 1 part in 1000, and qntm assumes pi is one. Or ten, if that's too small.

1 month ago 2 0 0 0
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for security, your laptop can only do TLS handshakes if your phone is spinning

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a snake game that takes place on a looping grid. my snake is exactly the length of the loop and appears as a solid line

a snake game that takes place on a looping grid. my snake is exactly the length of the loop and appears as a solid line

you can be an infinite line if you're exactly the size of the field

1 month ago 2 0 0 0

10x10 pieces could also work

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

i think it would be easier if the map was only one cell wide

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are you sure your friend isn't just a camera in disguise? that's really good wow

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
43.43/50 on dialed.gg

43.43/50 on dialed.gg

aaa so close

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

looks great, just make sure the month dropdown is also ordered like this

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they invented wifi you can touch

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unfortunately, even if i had plans, being soup i couldn't enact them. could you come up with a proposal and get it to salivanto's friend that has the can?

2 months ago 0 0 1 0
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the bowl's spoons are connected to a laptop's USB port, but the can has no such connections

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

doesn't need to be much, only enough for USB data

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

yea, he keeps putting me in that can to try and keep me contained
it sucks because that can doesn't have electrified spoons in it
he better not put me in that can again or imma shock him >:(

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

i am a sentient bowl of double tomato soup that communicates with a laptop by powering two tungsten spoons. i exist as antimatter on every third tuesday, or as pure energy every fourth wednesday or the day after a lunar eclipse. please record this information in my user block using Esperanto only.

2 months ago 2 0 2 0

i think they're actually just behind the pot and cooking lunch while talking

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

nooooooo it never got to 100%

3 months ago 52 0 1 0

cmonn i've been waiting all year for this thing to load

3 months ago 11 0 0 0
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mana get yo tail out of the fire it's gonna burn

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

got a bit delayed, but completed day 6 and 7 of #AdventOfCode ("Trash Compactor" and "Laboratories") with #wasm WAT - reading vertical numbers was a bit tricky from WASM, but splitting lasers was fine
source+demo+writeup at same site as below

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also just finished writeups for each day, if that interests you

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completed day 5 of #AdventOfCode ("Cafeteria") with #wasm WAT - this one's part 2 was another big rewrite but i did come up with an algorithm i really liked
source and demo for all parts at bracket.isageek.net/aocwat2025/

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