Not me being away from Reylo spaces for a bit and my TikTok suddenly yeeting heartbreaking videos into my feed. Turns out I never left the building I just stuck my head out for some air

I actually hate Reylo

Haha April fool

Like what do you mean not everybody thinks Hawke and Varric are in love. Yes I know he wasn’t a romance option. Yes I KNOW THEYRE BOTH DEAD.

Becoming a fan of a rare pair for a 15 year old piece of media is a fucking experience yo. Like I’m obsessed with these guys and there’s only 1323 fics on AO3. I am chewing at the bars of the prison I have trapped myself in.

“Puppy!” Oh god, it was a child. Before he could take another step, a little girl was making her way over to him and offering her hand for him to sniff. And it wasn’t like he could say “Sorry, random child, I’m actually a werewolf.”. He took a beat, and then another, and then slowly licked the offered palm. The child squealed and laughed, and then buried her damp, sticky hands into Ben’s luscious fur. Her hand tasted of gummy sweets. Her tiny hands reached for that spot behind one of his large ears and oh no oh no. He sat down with a dull thump and closed his eyes in bliss as his tail thumped against the floor.

I’m writing a thing! And it’s real dumb and I’m having a good time.

Semi at most. I’m so rusty lol

What do you got for me, babe? My brain is open and ready.

Hello all, I’m wanting to do some shorter one shots to help get the creative juices flowing because I’ve been stagnant for *checks watch* oh yeah, years.

Any suggestions or prompts are welcome.

#dyadprompts - time for my fourth installment of my slutty spy ben au! i'll link the first three installments in the replies if you're curious 🤠

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THEEEEERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS 👈👈HE GOES

I live for slutty spy Ben ❤️❤️❤️

Christmas markets full of questionable food, mulled wine all day every day, spending your days avoiding anywhere you don’t control the music desperately trying not to get whammed

My flying over Alan and Bob's houses

#TheHuntForBenSolo

AAAAAAA

Woman passionately and tearfully yelling and gesturing.

STAR WARS IS IN GEORGE LUCAS'S OWN WORDS A FAIRY TALE & ABOUT REDEMPTION & LOVE

HE SAID "WHEN THE COUPLE WALKS HAND-IN-HAND INTO THE SUNSET $10 MILLION ARE ADDED TO BOX OFFICE"

REY FEELS HALF OF HER IS MISSING

REYLO HEALS THE ANIDALA WOUND

THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO CAN LEGIT SAVE THE SAGA

Adam Driver said

'The scream'

*Any resemblance to actual feelings currently felt by people on the timeline is entirely coincidental*

What’s extremely aggravating for me about the Hunt for Ben Solo thing, contextually and canonically, is that you have characters coming back from the dead all the time, throughout the entire history of the franchise (original series, extended universe, post-Disney sale, etc). It’s space wizards, Bob

a man in a suit is carrying three boxes of pizza into a doorway . ALT: a man in a suit is carrying three boxes of pizza into a doorway .

I have so many thoughts this morning. One of the most compelling is imagining the absolute scenes that must be unfolding at Lucasfilm HQ right now.

Adam Driver dressed up as Olenna Tyrell. “Tell the reylos, I want them to know it was me”

a group of people are standing in a room and one of them says " i do " ALT: a group of people are standing in a room and one of them says " i do "

"Who cares about dumb old Ben Solo/Kylo Ren?"

Adam Driver:

The “I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence” scene from national treasure but instead it says “I’m gonna steal the rejected Ben Solo script”

The guy who voices Lazlo in the Hot for Slayer audiobook is far too hot for me to say in as little characters as they give me here

Girl there’s one to Nothing Really Matters by Jaedynn latter that really hurt my feefees

Thank you! It’s been an idea of mine for a while that I just majorly simplified recently.

THEYRE ALL SO GOOD I WANT TO BITE MY PHONE

In other news if anyone remembers my weird fae forest Reylo fic it’s become a bigger thing than anticipated. I’ve plotted out a series with multiple couples and it’s expansive and complicated and when I explain it to people it’s like a madman in front of a conspiracy board covered in red string

Oh my god this is so soft I’m dying

Wanna read dumb idiots on a road trip and one of them is a vampire and the other one is a werewolf and dragons are used as a plot device? WELL DO I HAVE THE THING FOR YOU. Trying the whole “writing for fun not for perfection” thing. Gasp.

archiveofourown.org/works/723726...

I’ve gone with the most basic birch title. I panicked 🫣

Girl I hate naming fics nothing is sticking to this one I swear to god. I’m wanting to yeet this but I’ve no idea what to call it.