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i had to go into my archives to find this

Prego Pivots From Budget-Tier Pasta Sauce to Small Microphones That Listen to Your Family's Intimate Conversations Prego, the pasta sauce brand, announced a new lid-shaped device designed to record and preserve family dinner conversations.

Every day I read a news story that makes me feel like I need to apologize to at least one insane person in a John 3:16 van and today it’s this one

Me when I see people calling a gacha character with a BMI higher than 1 “thicc”:

Shit it does start with a whole rpg you gotta beat first…

Streamer who is beating all the games from Wii Shop Wednesday in order of their appearance in the song.

to be genuine for a moment, working for the onion in this era has been one of the greatest experiences of my life so far. good things will continue to come

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

He suddenly had a moment of clarity.

Omg he’s sooo crazy!! 🤪

Guy who spent hours making his mii perfect so he can romance his crush in Tomodachi Life: so what’s my mii up to on your island??? Is he up to anything cute? It’d be lowkey weird if he hit on you haha 😊

Her: he’s married to Mr. Bean and Mr. Bean is doing some stupid Mr. Bean shit.

& here’s the first pic we took where I got scared because my phone decided to use flash in a well lit room & my screen went pure white.

Me & my friend seeing TMG last night.

He’s Unc, he still does emoticons instead of emojis.

Why the hell he doing that with his eyes.

You go to a Beyoncé concert & the first song she does is a cover, crowd goes wild. Second song starts, it’s also a cover but it’s still really good. By the fourth song the crowd starts to realise shes only doing covers tonight.

Watching 30 hauntingly beautiful minutes of an acrobat doing aerial silks, bringing the crowd to tears with its etherealness & then finally Silver Chair comes out to play Monkey Wrench.

Cyberpunk setting where they do a “Welcome To Company” before business meetings. They bring out a business analyst who says shit like “This was Coca-Cola Corporation Land, always was & always will be.”

Good morning

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

All that just to look like a damn Silicon Valley prompt engineer. Foolish.

Just looked up what Clavicular looks like for the first time & his jaw/cheekbones aren’t even crazy. I was expecting some potion seller type shit but he just looks like a guy.

Huge crowd pop off at the mountain goats show when they mentioned divorce. The Mountain Goats/Jamie Paige collab when?

I think the energy in the room would sky rocket if for an opening band you instead hired a clown to perform.

I’m at the Mountain goats show & the opening act is a guy who looks like when you find a photo of your dad before you were born.

Cyberpunk setting where they do a “Welcome To Company” before business meetings. They bring out a business analyst who says shit like “This was Coca-Cola Corporation Land, always was & always will be.”

I’m usually sitting down when I listen to them so this’ll be a familiar experience.

Going to the mountain goats tonight. Not gonna lie, when I saw photos from other shows they did & everyone was sitting down in seats I got excited.

Someone suggested that I'd do the mii dog instead of the mug bulldog, that mf a genius.