Man, these kids just warm my heart sometimes.

Goose: Hey, can you help me?

Cricket: I’m happy to help!!

(They started fighting while I was typing this. I take it back.)

What if they trumpet? Like a swan.

I don’t think unicorns would whinny like normal horse.

I wish I was cool and cryptic.

Just an adhd kid with a million and one junk corners trying to reformat a microSD but I can’t find the adapter so I’m making sure I don’t forget where I put the tiny cards until an adapter is found (or purchased)

Chat. I didn’t do this, I got drunk, filled up on Chinese food and went to bed at a reasonable hour 😫

A red matchbook lays open with some matches and two microSD cards inside. The matchbook has gold letting and a gold beast. The text reads: “22 ways to summon fire elementals. Written by Nellery Stormshade.”

In case I forget, the microSD cards are currently being stored in the @cantripcandles.bsky.social matchbox.
On the bookshelf, in my room.

Mine is a Totoro cup that @molliem.bsky.social got for us in Japan 😅

It’s too cute to risk using and messing up!

A second microSD has been located! The adapter still horribly missing.

That is actually where the microSD card was but not the adapter that goes with it

(I’m actually not joking and it’s exactly where I found it, stop watching the way I live)

Image of two clear storage boxes filled with odds and ends. There’s various colored cables, and pens and highlighters. A lightbulb, a card and many other random junk items that I don’t know by I keep but I will also not be tossing away today.

Went through two… of many in this house

No dice but I found some rolling paper. Would have been more useful yesterday though…

Ah, good point

Yup! I checked it! I did find the furniture pads I need to put on the dining room chairs at least!

Hey guys, where did I put the adapter for the microsd? I need to reformat it.

Stop that.

Wobbuffet is a psychic only pokemon?? I always thought it was a water type.

I spend way too much time thinking about how the Pistons should actually be named the Bears.

Gonna get drunk and cut my own hair tonight.

That is a picture perfect carrot!!

Yup! Bra free, slapping on down the hill in my crocs, then squatting and staring at the garden babies.

Yesterday I found two frogs down there and I’m considering trying to do a small pond or water feature this year.

Maybe you got so high you astral projected into my body and tippity tapped it out?

Ugh. Of course.

George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

We should have never doubted this man

Things in the world maybe a hot garbage mess BUT one of the peas I planted sprouted today. I also have some marigold, zinnia, and cosmos sprouts.

Oh no… what did she do??

It just happens to sometimes say things at the right time to make me seem kinda funny.

Sometimes my brain parrot will merge two of the aforementioned things together and make a hybrid funny.

By all my idiocy and understanding, I think that’s what AI is. A little brain parrot that we keep feeding.

I think I’m hilarious.

I’d like to think a non-insignificant amount of people find me to be mildly funny.

I would never do stand up. I don’t have a tight 5. I don’t have “it”.

What I do have is a little parrot in my brain that spits out quotes/lyrics/memes/etc.. from previously ingested media

Which are particularly nostalgic for me and it all worked out in the end.

Probably gonna try your recipe recommendation next because it looks good AF. I’ve never made apple pie before so I took shortcuts this time 😅😅😅

So I made the pie DAYS ago and I did not follow a sing piece of your advice 😅

I used store bought crust 😅 normally I wouldn’t but because I was cooking with the kids I just didn’t have it in me. Lol.

I did a mishmash of multiple recipes and it tasted exactly like the old apple turnovers from McDs.