It’s insane how much I will never listen to wet leg

I think I might be very annoying and I’m sure that I don’t care!!

I’ve got I hate men disease :/ it gets more severe as you get older :(( that’s why blokes like to date younguns

I love to not tolerate

I love being 29 and not depressed

I kinda don’t fuck with short stories

Trying to understand how a man in your life is feeling is like playing charades with someone who doesn’t know the answer either

I’m bored of all my coins. But I know I must persevere with them

Are people still cruel about women doing make up on public transport? Doing my make up for my friends wedding on a cross country train rn and ready to fight anyone whilst transforming into a beautiful creature

The simple life season 2 is very reminiscent of Thelma and Louise

In a slug and lettuce in Birmingham

How is Glastonbury starting now it’s a Tuesday

Anyone tryna go to Northumbria

I love zombies

Books is short for bell hooks

Y’all mind if I abolish the family

Happy Father’s Day to the hot dads

So funny how shit the dare was yesterday. Respect honestly

Doing the work and gonna read a book by a bloke

Seeing him for the first time tomorrow I’m very excited

Suicide Demo For Kara Walker Destroyer · Kaputt · Song · 2011

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Addison Rae just became another person for blokes (my boyfriend) to find annoying

My dad is playing classical music on YouTube from his laptop and whenever an advert plays he shouts ‘shut the fuck up’
I could help him install adblocker but this is better

Is it just me or are there weird numbers of Americans in London these days. What are we gonna do

@ bell hooks

Two young lads on my train,,,,why are they so rude to each other. Have some respect

Real

I fucked up

Wait no they did therapy on an ape

They did therapy on a cat