Jokers are wild... 🃏

Game Changer Season 8 premieres May 18th only on Dropout.

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

*sprinkles lemon zest on the tl

It’s a brilliant tax because when they say “but the billionaires will leave” you get to say “they already don’t live there”

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Hi I'm Bluesky, I love AI code and dropping a cartoon anvil on my head that causes a tall lump to spontaneously form and birds to circle my head

That final paragraph, though

URGENT! The Massachusetts House just passed a "social media ban" that would force YOU to upload a government ID or submit to a face scan to post online. CALL YOUR STATE SENATORS! 978-485-4694

Okay bluesky I need your help

I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros

Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home"

Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

There's thunder in LA 🥹🥹🥹

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

sick of these catholic converts showing up and saying "well I have a different interpretation of the scripture" no you don't. that's protestantism and a heresy. don't like it there's the (incredibly beautiful and heavily ornamented with precious metals) door

NASA rules, SpaceX drools

i firmly believe that kennedy wants preventable diseases to rip through american communities since, in his warped mind, those who survive without vaccines will have proven themselves “healthy.”

GOP is the party of death

$6.40 here in Los Angeles 🫠

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Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Folks would be surprised to learn that often I hear accounts from witnesses *first*, and it’s the victim herself who isn’t willing to come forward because it’s a very, very painful process. That may persist for YEARS of leads.

Again: Reporters have no story until we get consent to tell one.

Let me reiterate: If you successfully convince women that you have the power to destroy them *before* you abuse them, you can do this stuff for decades without anyone willing to go on the record, even after reporters learn about it and dig. Without a victim willing to speak, reporters have no story.

sorry but I heard "Avignon Papacy" and my eyes fluttered open and the Naruto theme started playing

if they start using "papist" as a slur again well I'm sorry to say I'm not strong enough to resist relapsing on catholicism

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

If they're not going to give me meaningful detective fiction, the least they can do is make the boys smooch!!!

dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"

I've run out of responses.

A functioning country would have already handed out life sentences so far down the line of succession that some of the verdicts would be the first time you ever heard their names.

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

I have not! I'll have to check it out!

There is simply no heterosexual way to read this relationship