this tho

probably true 🤢

haha so silly, I am glad you sat her done and gave her some important information 😄

Boys have cooties don't you know 😅

My screentime report this week just said 'rip your family'

thank you for your epic contribution to open source and free open communication. enjoy the grass, and the people you cherish! hope to see you around in the (not too soon) future 💜🖖

installing windows on my uhhhh browser

this is it

me, arguing online: "yeah ok whatever put your bong down, hippie"

me, irl: *huge bong hits*

when the back pain

I can ask a couple MVPs, maybe they know who to ask, but honestly I'm surprised you're getting any use out of Copilot, it has always been unusable (slow, or just wildly wrong) for me.

an extra tuah that mary might have not seen

was this one intentional too

📌

reminds me of ExxonMobil in 1977

I'm not sure if it'll matter much which way it goes, the economy is getting railed either way. but hey, maybe we get some cheap compute out of it eventually - would love graphics cards to return to pre 2010 prices

haven't been on bsky for weeks, tune in and my feed is apparently all the "naughty" words:

AI,
Elon,
China,
cunt

they'll just borrow more money, so long as they can promise a future where they can fire everyone

they knew it was coming, they just thought they had more of a lead

OpenAI feels like a hype train to farm investors at this point

" We have no moat, and neither does OpenAI " - and yet, still freaking out.

oi mate, fuckin appreciated 💜

I saw the hottest man today exercising with a bubble butt, tattoos, wearing short exercise shorts and a tank top.

He was also wearing an ankle monitor.

My very first thought was “I can fix him.”.

straya, cunt! fuckin straya

*looks down*

oh 😢

Just gonna open Slack, haha crap thats Claude. I meant Slack, nope thats Authenticator, gah why do all these icons look the same to me

Nice to e-meet you. I hope this e-mail finds you e-well. Unfortunately, I have some bad e-news.

Oh heck yeah!!

Just put a giant water prism in our kitchen, i start every breakfast gay af 🌈

There are more trans people than billionaires. I think we should start with the lower percentage, and maybe even stop there once we do.

hhhh

They don't use alt text on Bluesky, they don't post subtitles on Red, some people disappoint me so bad 😞

Like this all-timer

people will tell you astrology isn't real and then go to sleep and wake up based entirely on earths rotation