Oooo i have not but I'm on a cherry kick...

We have hooks drilled into the ceiling of our living room. As kinky as they seem, they're actually the anchors for our big top tent styled blanket forts we build in the winter.

Being called Jo irl is ✨shocking✨

Threatening to put his dumb ass on r/AITA was shockingly effective.

I'm the opposite of a personality hire.

"it frustrates me how good at this you are" yessss stroke my ego harderrrrr

Thank you bb You too!!!

Mark Zuckerberg factors far too prominently in my life (negatively) for him to have no clue I existed. Eat the rich.

Dems: “But what can Biden even do about [student loan debt, climate crisis, abortion rights, ending the drug war, etc]??

“He has to work with congress, do you even know how government works you child? You imbecile? You Russian Troll? Grow the F up okay??”

5 min later:

Pushing 30 just now learning the Gaia online economy was legitimately fucked, not just frustrating

I need a list of fat feet friendly footwear - and an "absolutely don't even try" list

Phos Noises Episode 1 through 6 Timestamps:Episode 1: 0:00Episode 2: 1:28Episode 3: 2:40Episode 4: 2:56Episode 5: 3:33Episode 6: 4:43

there's a Japanese gem show about androgynous immortal gem people called Houseki no Kuni or Land of the Lustrous and the protag is Phosphophyllite, a weak gem that's too fragile for combat but still wants to be useful for her friend Cinnabar who excretes toxic mercury

https://youtu.be/lz4tBqIKhXk

How do they decide the side effect order in commercials? Jumping from suicide to weightloss feels like a ✨choice✨

Being introduced to Aker Fassi is going to be life changing. I can feel it.

I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning

We had a lot of family gatherings dissolve into shootings yesterday 😅

Merry Christmas my neighbor was shot so I woke up to a bunch of panicked texts asking if I was okay. Most American Christmas possible.

Militant Democracy vs Donald Trump Democracy is fated to fight those who assault it with one hand tied behind its back, lest it become that which it seeks to defeat. But fight it must – or it will perish

Weekend reading: In the wake of the Colorado decision, I reflect on the concept of “militant democracy” from 1930s Germany through America today - and on the demands and limits of democratic self-defense in the face of extremism.

My new piece:

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"Have you eaten today?" is either so loving or so hostile. What do you mean my lack of nutrients is obvious from my insane behavior???

How i dressed up to deliver presents today

Hospital visitor restrictions are back. Joy.

zero judgment but when you really know you’re done posting over there it kicks ass. you think you’d miss it but what you miss hasn’t been there for a very long time

Everything reminds me of him

Going to write a stanza a day in the new year. I miss poetry too much.

The terrors persist, but so must I. Allegedly.

It's actually not flattering to have my professional profile published on a national platform and be so sought after as a result that people are stalking me across platforms

I've stopped listening to the grapevine lately. All it seems to grow are sour grapes.

Constantly reiterating to my friends I am No Contact with my mother in hopes they get inspired. Bc JFC how are so many 30yos being emotionally abused by lead addled gen xers