With a giant sour pickle

Wear your Depends, bring water blanket chair

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

I made hascap jam this year also called honey berries. Cross between a blueberry and raspberry but with more antioxidants.

Love it!
Tip: resist cutting into your bread until it is cooled

And Trump is back to threatening to obliterate Iran. America wtf?

Please come to Canada instead. It’s beautiful safe and fun and we have… shhhh
Universal legalized cannabis

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing do wat do wat do wat do wah

The producer of The Apprentice apologized for “putting lipstick on a pig.”

Today’s wordle was “Toady.

Synonyms: Sycophant, lackey, bootlicker, minion, brownnoser, creep, fawner, flunky, servant.

The champagne will be gone from the shelves… also the vodka, gin, whiskey, rum and scotch.
Sold out!

Real potatoes….and artificial flavorings

That looks amazing!!!
When they come out, top them with arugula!

Wow Trump has jumped the shark with this one.

America settles for having no healthcare…. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Last night 2,000 came to see him at a church that holds 5,000… he’s finished

I knew it was fake the first hour

The best thing on Netflix is The crown

Buy chocolate right after holidays… Easter chocolate was marked down 90%. You can crumble and freeze it for baking.

Think of the thousands of songs not being played that could be played

Fake wrestling blood capsule

Yes why should a felon be allowed in?

Looks great!
Put the sauce and cheese right to the edge and you will have 25% more pizza

It’s an illegal war

Donny two scoops doesn’t care

How much did Trump pay him?

He has tarnished the US forever I’m afraid

Yup just think of how the last 6 years would have felt without this monster

The most beautiful country in the world imho

How could this happen in a first world country? It happens in a third world country.