why my momma always sending me pics of dead bugs? like…… i’m proud you got him but i ain’t need proof of your victory.

it’s always so funny to watch something set in a city you live in, because you look up and notice things that they tweaked. i have never seen a street in NYC with american flags on every house. even if everybody had a flag, at least one of them would be international.

if you’re evacuating a cruise amidst chaos & your husband says “let’s just get on this lifeboat, i’m sure our deaf 13 year old who was wandering around got on a different lifeboat”……. baby, you picked the wrong damn husband.

so last weekend, i watched “Speed.” this weekend, i’m looking at “Speed 2” and i understand Keanu wasn’t coming, but they coulda found us somebody better than this no name replacement dude. and he also somehow works for Joe Morton? so he was plotting on Sandra cause what are the odds?

i always forget how much i enjoyed Eve’s sitcom. after this stressful ass day of work, this is exactly what i need.

book Hermoine was really insufferable. i’da had to be like “girl…… just hush sometimes.” #HarryPotter

when i step away from my computer to do something, that shit be shutting down immediately. now, i’m on my official lunch & this jawn just been running the whole time.

just wasted half a day cause my boss ain’t feel like doing her job properly. fun times.

it’s crazy how much more annoying the annoying characters are in the #HarryPotter books. cause Amos Diggory finna get smacked in the mouth if he don’t hush.

idk if it was the pandie or if it was these streaming services and they whack ass categorizations. just cause hulu got it under comedies & you crack a smile twice in the 60 min episode don’t make it a comedy.

i feel like there’s not a single episode of #ModernFamily where Cam doesn’t get on my last nerve. which is crazy, cause they’re all annoying and he’s the only character that pisses me off every episode.

i truly gotta work on eating dinner at dinner-like times.

listening to the harry potter books like “can’t wait for malfoy’s bitch ass to get what he got coming to him.” 😒

it’s 2 am. i got a shit ton of work to do for this deadline tomorrow. and my ass just here insomniacing like there’s literally no tomorrow.

LMBO! the security system just said there’s a pet in my backyard. i guess we got a stray cat in the neighborhood. 🤷🏽‍♀️

i’da had to divorce Phil Dunphy’s incompetent ass. cause he fun, but he makes Claire’s life so much harder. she annoying but what the hell i’ma do with a husband who actively working against me raising these kids and running this household. #ModernFamily

this amber alert went nuts in here. my phone, my watch, my iPad. his phone, his watch, his iPad, his macbook. luckily, my macbook closed somewhere (and probably dead). too much commotion at this hour. and he slept through it, somehow, but wakes up when i click a mouse. 😒

being african american is such a particular yet oddly universal experience. watching boring ass “Justice League.” and the village women were singing for Aquaman & some extra ass lady put some church in her part & i shouted “OK, BIIIIIITCH!” & sounded so much like so many of the women i love.

i’m really sitting here laughing cause my husband and i flip most every gender stereotype. cause he called me the other day when he lost his car in the parking lot & i feel like the wife supposed to call the husband about nonsense they can’t help with. cause how i know where your car is, bae?

what’s the pollen count, doe? 🤔

i just re-read the books and re-watched the movies. can’t wait for sunrise on the reaping. i hope they do a better job on that than they did on ballad of songbirds & snakes. that book was so perfect and really gave new depth to the story.

so i’m watching batman vs. superman side i figured i’d give DC a chance…….. but this movie just so boring. i looked away and looked back and batman fighting the superman police with wings in the desert? like…. what? and somehow this a vision from the future?!?! what? this movie not good.

just got charged $140 for a subpar ass workout subscription, because i got a 14 day trial with this workout equipment. i just downloaded the app & created an account on Tuesday and i never got any “welcome to the trial” or “here’s how to cancel” info. like…… these companies so shady.

just reached out my real hand to take some paperwork from a lady in my dream like “wait a minute……”

lol! that is one experience i coulda done without. i got out on Myrtle & Marcy and walked to my house cause i ain’t want them to know where i lived.

just finished my braids and realized i left my scarf in husband’s car. so…… guess this silk pillowcase gon’ have to put in work cause i’m not going out there to get it.

been watching #modernfamily because we are woefully short on sitcoms and i don’t think there’s a single character on this show that doesn’t annoy me at least 50% of the time. maaaaaaybe Manny. Jay might be a solid 37%.

lol! i was terrified the one time i was in one by accident. my friend’s flagged them down & paid them and we pulled off, two big dudes in the front said “if anybody asks, we’re cousins.” i was like 😶. the bf called me like “ion’t think that’s a real cab.” like no, sir. it is not.

watching #modernfamily for the first time & i feel like…… my siblings felt like i was alex, but i really wasn’t. haley was getting fussed at for not doing her homework & alex was like “i did all my homework !” and i definitely didn’t do that. i just….. did my homework and minded my business.

as an interior architect……. you sometimes get difficult clients. but my worst client also happens to be my most important…… cause i’m married to that fool and i gotta look at his choices every dang day.