If you fall off that wall and break your leg, don't come running to me!

I'll come running to you! You should try and stay still, you might be badly hurt

That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

Now watching: Oba Femi vs Brock Lesnar

#Wrestlemania

We will add it to the list! Sunday is now period drama night. I gotta not just watch slop anymore, my brain is crumbling

Were you rescued by a dashing stranger?

It's time...

Just saw him! We did a robot round up at the start of the year but we might swing back round to this lad!

I should imagine not!

We've been watching a lot of period dramas lately. Women back in those days weren't very sure-footed, were they? Literally every heroine is just a walk in a field away from a badly sprained ankle. How dreadful! How beastly!

Just took it before the bsky post (for the purpose of the bsky post)

Haha!

Yeah that’s the spooky thing. Like it’s so, SO specific to my current needs/ concerns. There’s no way it could have guessed/ calculated that today is the day I would see a settlement crack.

And I agree that’s true for things like ‘my back hurts, I need pain relief’ or ‘hey maybe I could do with a small but powerful handheld vacuum cleaner for the car’. The incredibly specify things, however… that’s spooky.

I'm ok with our phones listening to us. But 'feelin da vibez' is another issue

I will say, this is not the first time this has happened

#Wrestlemania42

When you're doing your best to stay awake for the main event of Wrestlemania and a wrestler does a 9 minute entrance

I have made peace with ‘the phones are listening to your conversations’… I’m having a harder time with ‘the phones are listening to your thoughts’

I noticed a crack in a floor tile this morning. I didn’t say anything about it. Didn’t say ‘oh fuck, a crack’. Didn’t discuss it with my wife. Didn’t Google anything about it. Just shrugged and went about my day. An hour later, Instagram served me this ad.

Have a great time! I’ll keep
An eye out for youse!

A 1926 census taker once tried to test me…

Life is a mystery.

TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You have to hand it to Scott 'Mr. Inbetween' Ryan for being incredible in an acclaimed TV series that he created and wrote himself and then... just fucking off and doing nothing else. Anyone else would have gone to Hollywood to be the villain in a Marvel movie or a lab tech on CSI by now.

Just out. My first time watching it and an imax screening was a suitable way to do it! Looked stunning but fuck me every single line of dialogue is screamed at full volume isn’t it 😂

Tonight, I’m going to see Akira the way the filmmakers intended it to be seen: in Blanchardstown

I like Lee Cronin, but I can't not poke fun at a movie called Lee Cronin's The Mummy. I'm going to go Sees Cronin's The Mummy. With special glasses to make it 3D's Cronin's The Mummy. Will I like it? To a Degrees Cronin's The Mummy. If it is very scary it will make me weak at the Knees Cron

I wonder where she thinks boycotting comes from

Stuart Townsend was cast as Aragron in Lord Of The Rings, but dropped after a few weeks for Viggo Mortensen because he was too young looking. They're making a new LOTR movie and Viggo isn't reprising his role so they've cast... Jamie Dornan. From up the road! Oh man I'd say Townsend is snappin