It's like a super lean bison steak compared to a nice fatty marbled beef steak. The learning curve is too steep for my dumb ass.

I know finals are soon, but someone is eating tuna fish salad in the library at 9:00 a.m., and I just think that's uncalled for.

I WANT TO LIKE THE SALMON BJORK WANTS ME TO LIKE.

I need someone to come talk to me like I’m a baby and teach me how to cook wild salmon. It doesn’t matter what videos I watch or how I cook it, it’s always so bad. Do I just hate wild salmon?

It's very murky how to disable this so I'll just provide a scorched-earth approach:

1. Disable Gemini Apps Activity: myactivity.google.com/product/gemini
2. Disable ALL activities: myactivity.google.com/activitycont...
3. Disable "Activity-based personalisation": photos.google.com/settings

A wide tombstone in a graveyard that says: RIP, April Free Time. April 2026 - April 2026. You will be missed.

Accidentally started watching The Pitt.

Does no one want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

Gonna be one of those days where my face hurts at the end from all the fake smiling.

I’m supposed to oversee the installation [of] and training [for] a new $65,000 document scanner tomorrow and I just cannot make myself give a fuck.

Planet of the apes the musical

I hate every bot I see. From gpa to gpt

Congrats on your escape!

A screen grab of the book “There Is No Antimemetics Division” by qntm on hold at the library with the same “check out by” date.

When the eBook and the audiobook come in at the exact same time, you’re on top, buddy. Livin’ right.

My ADHD reading hack is that I have a Kindle eBook and an Audible audiobook syncing together so I can bounce between formats based on whatever my brain is doing that particular day. When both formats aren’t available, I have a tantrum. It’s fun!

You got a real nice shiny top on that! Looks good as hell.

🎵the world is a vampire / im gonna ride it all night long 🎵

Same with your pickle spear. You don’t want that? Gimme that.

If there is honeydew melon in your fruit cup and it disturbs you, give it to me. I want the melon.

We are suffering, as a society, from Battlestar Galactica not being easily available for streaming.

It is 97 degrees at 4:00 p.m. in Austin and I am dying and now I’m dead.

Love to be drenched in sweat on a winter afternoon. (Someone please get me out of here. I hate this shit.)

Three of these tacos were at a truck called Taquicardia.

I ate 6 tacos today.

(I normally can’t do audiobooks at the gym but the library is going to suck this book away from me on Monday and it is now crunch time.)

Listening to the American Psycho audiobook at the gym. One of the most American Psycho activities of which one can [legally] partake.

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

I dipped into meal kits a few years ago when I was really riding the struggle bus. There is a lot of waste, but it was so nice to have some reasonably healthy dinners on deck. Hello Fresh has nice discounts sometimes. And I still make some Blue Apron recipes years later.

It was beautiful! Love to see the frogmothroach in full detail.

I have found that size charts online are never right. I’ll *carefully* measure, but then the clothes that arrive are so large it’s like standing in a circus tent.

I think this is a great argument, beautifully constructed

Just reading this made me tired.

Maybe Starship Troopers was too subtle