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Russia is now losing as many troops in a single month in Ukraine as the Soviet Union lost in six years of the Afghan War.

A liquidation of human assets.

Patch on the back of the helmet reads :

NOT FLAT

Collectively, we decided 2 start worshiping unfettered capitalism & cast aside representative democracy

This is observable in bth parties

Capricious gerrymandering + the corrosive influence of $ in political campaigns is what got us here & fixing thos 2 issues is the only thing tht will get us out

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"Every Black kid is now just standard put on Adderall, on SSRIs, benzos, which are known to induce violence... and those kids are going to have a chance to go somewhere and get re-parented..."

RFKJr, June, 2023

Collectively, we decided 2 start worshiping unfettered capitalism & cast aside representative democracy

This is observable in bth parties

Capricious gerrymandering + the corrosive influence of $ in political campaigns is what got us here & fixing thos 2 issues is the only thing tht will get us out

It is the undeclared jihad by our Military Industrial Complex to provide warmaking capacity to all who can pay the price for our weaponry.

Listen, everyone’s got a hobby.

When our Secretary of Health and Human Services finds a flattened carcass, he sees a forensic opportunity for his DIY roadkill morgue.

Not sure about tomorrow yet. Might have a word with #Scorsese about his excessive tracking shots, then move on to Mick Jagger to discuss his stage presence.

Always seeking new collaborators.

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Had a busy morning tearing the #Pope a new one on matters of theocracy.

Up next: A very stern letter to Tony Hawk—The Birdman himself—explaining the proper physics of a 900 rotation off the supervert ramp.

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Is international diplomacy better off when it happens in public view? This post from "Iran in Ghana" shows how nations are now using humor and pop culture to lobby for alliances. Is social media a tool for peace, or just a new stage for old conflicts?

What exactly do you think is preventing our President from lobbing a nuke or 2?

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I just watched a guy with a huge #Qanon sticker on the back of his vehicle make a complete revolution in a traffic circle and it made my day...

Checking stuff off my to-do list...

You've made the proper choice.

50 state lotteries, $1 million prize on Election Day, 1 drawing per state.

Your vote is your entry.